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Online Taking

Posted on December 15th, 2004 by Reformed Pope into the Tithe, City Boobie Church category

About Online Giving
Why give online?
1. Convenience - by giving online, you won’t have to remember whether you gave from your last paycheck or need to send your offering by mail if you happen to travel.

-That works. I don’t travel, but I like convenience.

2. You will help the church - by giving online, the administrative work to process your offering is greatly reduced.

-OK, I’m all about helping the church administration.

3. Increased faith - by giving regularly online, you are making a simple faith statement about your finances. God honors that kind of faith!

-What the eff? God honors that kind of faith? I suppose regular check writting tithers don’t quite have the same level of faith. Imagine if the woman with the 2 copper coins went to CBC.

"Well, yes it was nice of you to give your last 2 coins, but if you had been giving all along you wouldn’t have been in such poor shape to begin with".

City Business Church recommends the prudent use of credit cards. Please take care to remain within your financial means.

4 Comments To This Post

  1. catalyst said:    

    Is this for real? Do they really offer, “online tithing”? You gotta give us the link, if they really say this stuff.

  2. Reformed Pope said:    

    www.citybiblechurch.org/Content/ContentCT.asp?P=173

  3. Anonymous said:    

    Hey do you think I can get some kind of microchip in my hand or maybe my forehead so when I go to City Business they can just swipe my hand and get my offering, tithe, faith harvest, missions donations and of curse my forward together pledge all at one time.
    They could call it something cool and sleek like The Mark, or have a tattoo of the City Christian Loins you know some kind of Beast. I know numbers are in we could just do 999.

  4. Reformed Pope said:    

    Good thought. I’ll recommend that to the leadership team.

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