Faith harvest no no more like Frank’s harvest
Posted on December 21st, 2004 by monolithicdomes into the Pastor Hank categoryBecause the ushers bring such an enormous amount of cash to scroog, CBC has decided to create a new policy. It is TIP YOUR USHER! you have heard right tip your usher is now in effect. Now just because there a little pushy with the tithe bowl and they like to flash there six shooter alot don’t feel pressure. because if you dont have cash that’s fine that’s fine they would be more than happy to take your credit card and print you out a receipt. some people might think that this is crazy, but I say SIGN AT THE X.
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December 21st, 2004 at 5:44 pm
Boring virGENmary. You suck. Neither funny nor insightful. For all of our sake, at least during this Christmas season, please don’t take up the blessed mother’s name unless you’ve got something worthwhile to say.
December 21st, 2004 at 5:49 pm
I liked it. I think its funny.
December 21st, 2004 at 6:58 pm
i thought it was hilarious so keep posting
December 22nd, 2004 at 12:27 am
Nope. I read it again just to give it the benefit of the doubt and I still found no humor. If I am mistaken please point out to me what exactly is funny here. “Six shooter”??? If this is an attempt to encourage a familial posting I can appreciate that. “Look, little Johnny made his first post.”
December 22nd, 2004 at 12:30 am
“If this is an attempt to encourage a familial posting I can appreciate that. “‘Look, little Johnny made his first post.’”
That’s also funny.
December 22nd, 2004 at 12:38 am
If you don’t get the joke, then just forget it. Don’t be mean! I thought we were supposed to leave family members out of this.
December 22nd, 2004 at 12:44 am
Now that’s hilarious. “Don’t be mean.” You’re right. You’ve pricked my consciounce. This site is clearly not place for this sort of mean spiritedness. I’m such a meanny.
December 22nd, 2004 at 7:46 am
Is anonymous arguing with himself here? I’m confused. I think I’ll just go back to not thinking.
December 22nd, 2004 at 8:45 am
Guys, guys… give a little compassion to the humor-challenged. Let’s explain slowly…
Six-shooters…enforcers…body guards… like the big guy watching over PF every service since the beginning of DOMC. You noticed, right? Well, it might still be necessary since the DOHC campaign is in full swing. You never know what those disgruntled liars might do!
sign me: grasshopper (I’m a friend of mole)
December 22nd, 2004 at 2:30 pm
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