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Posted on December 24th, 2004 by catalyst into the Uncategorized category

Due to the many requests by contributors and readers, I have removed virGen Mary from this blog. While I found his postings amusing, many others did not. And since at this point, I still might have two friends at City Business, I thought it would be best if I removed him now.

Also, I guess now would probably be a good time to explain something about the Morton boys.

You know that filter in your brain that keeps you from saying stupid things… Yeah, we don’t have one. When God was handing out filters he accidentally skipped us. (I think he gave them all to our sister, because she doesn’t say a word).

When something pops into our head, we just blurt it out. Sometimes this works and a statement is met with laughter. However, more often than not, its met with shaking heads, a disapproving stare, and an exasperated mother screaming “What were you thinking?”

And, you know what, that in a nutshell is also how this blog got started. I suggested starting a blog making fun of City Business and my brother said “excellent idea.” Yada, yada, yada… three weeks later I’m arguing with people in the comment section over the role money plays in church management. Oh well…

Finally, let me say that in the interest of keeping Virgen Mary happy, I kept three of his funnier song. Because, although they may offend some, I really really like “Catalyst got run over by a Lasit.”

Merry Christmas

6 Comments To This Post

  1. A.C.T.I.O.N. said:    

    “Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they to say something.”
    -Plato

  2. Anonymous said:    

    all I can say is “thank you sir, thank you”

  3. catalyst said:    

    “What doesn’t kill you only makes you stronger”
    -Nietzsche

  4. monolithicdomes said:    

    Again I apologize that my blogs were’nt the size of a book and about my personal life. Any how My songs will not be silenced if I have to load up the old van and go caroling with the fam, me and jono will be heard.
    Next stop dougies then maybe franks I dont know if well have enough time.

    signed the popped Virgenmary

  5. Anonymous said:    

    “We admit wrongdoing, justify ourselves, and attack, all in one breath.” (Mirslov Volf, Exclusion and Embrace, 119)

    -Diotrephes

  6. Kay said:    

    As a man walks by himself he is crossed against two paths. One is a path wich no one takes, the other is a path that he always takes. what will it be today, the day of hope and wisdum. well he takes the other path by himself. not scared nor shameless of what he has done. all he showed was courage to speak out.

    you are the man who crossed the path and chose the one that was less traveled by. SO AMEN.

    y friendly neighbor: KAY

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