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Slowing Down

Posted on January 20th, 2005 by catalyst into the Uncategorized category

I feel that I should probably inform the loyal readers of this blog that I plan on slowing down the frequency of my posts. I am running out of ideas, and my real life is keeping me from spending much time on this blog.

I will try to add something at least once a week. Unfortunately, I can not really promise much more.

Of course, the blog will always be here for that special “tithing” sermon that City Bible is just aching to preach.

Also, if any readers have any submissions of their own, please feel free to email them to me at justin.morton@gmail.com. I am happy to post other people’s thoughts and feelings.

For example, perhaps the individual who mentioned “Ms. Callahan” in the previous comment section would like to submit something.

One of my favorite stories of all time, involves a Mr. Morton, a Mr. Walker and both of the Callahan girls. I’ve heard the story 20 times, and yet I still fall over laughing hysterically.

Finally, I’ll leave you with this quote.

“If its funny, people will like it.”

-Chris Rock in response to how the audience will react to him hosting the Oscars.

5 Comments To This Post

  1. Anonymous said:    

    I think we all would like to hear this favorite story of yours.

    When you get time please, the world is waiting.

  2. catalyst said:    

    Well, I already have a title

    “A Cautionary Tale for all teenage ’star-crossed lovers’”

    If I can get the interested parties to sign off on the story, I may share my version. However, I would personally prefer a first hand account, perhaps the neighbor who called the police can provide that.

  3. Anonymous said:    

    “Finally, I’ll leave…”

    Those are the most sensible words you’ve put on this weblog. Too bad you had to crutch them with a quote from Chris Rock, someone who is actually funny. Do us all a favor and keep your seat; leave the funny-business to the pros.

  4. catalyst said:    

    How come I’ve got a feeling that last comment is from my brother.

  5. freefromthematrix said:    

    Catalyst, I understand! Real life is definitely time-consuming! Please keep this blog alive, though, even if it mellows.

    By the way, I’m dying to hear the story you referenced, and to know if the “Callahan girls” are the ones I’m thinking of (do their first names start with S and H?)

    Neo

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