Christian Advisor

I received an email from my Christian Advisor today. Now, what is really interesting about this is that I don’t have an official “Christian Advisor”, so you can imagine my surprise when he emailed me. However, this is the month of prophecy so I thought it might be a special word from God and so I opened it.

I was a little disappointed when I found out that all my Christian Advisor wanted to tell me was how to “Refinance my home the Christian way”. It was, in fact, not a prophetic word from my advisor; instead it was shameless advertising from Christianfamilyloans.com.

Now, I don’t want to get to hyper-spiritual, but I don’t think there is anything in the Bible about which way to refinance your home. Nevertheless, should you be in need of a loan officer I suggest calling Ryan Callahan with HOMELOAN SOURCE @ 360-254-1500. With any luck he may even prophecy over you.

3 thoughts on “Christian Advisor

  1. Wow, how insane. Dan Hamman does do mortgages, but certainly doesn’t market them as “Christian,” thank God. Mike Corbus does them, too, but he’s still in the matrix, so why would you want to work with him?

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