Clap,clap, clap, clap
Posted on February 5th, 2005 by Reformed Pope into the Favorites categoryQuick question, what do you get for a clap offering?
Suppose you are very generous and stop several times a day and give God a clap offering, how much blessing does that earn you? Suppose your first 10 claps at the end of a great play are given to God and the remaining 90 go to the actors, does that count as tithe? If so how many claps does it take to earn $1 worth of blessing? Are there special Clap Harvest offerings or how about Acts 2 clapping?
These are the questions we need to answers to. I think I’ll start a Clapping Cell Group.
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February 5th, 2005 at 2:09 pm
Great use of sarcasim there bud. Do you think that you are Jerry Seinfeld ’cause you’re not.
February 5th, 2005 at 3:20 pm
That’s it! You’re making fun of JP, because he might think he’s Jerry Seinfeld. That’s all you can come up with…
Here’s hoping Jonathan Morton becomes an elder at CBC. Because there’s a guy who knows how to throw out an insult. He might be the Master.
February 6th, 2005 at 11:19 am
49 - For some great teaching, go to www.elijahlist.com and link to propheticTV and watch or listen to Graham Cooke talk about the problems of the modern church and what the Holy Spirit is doing about it. To paraphrase: when the vision is handed down the organization makes servants( which is better than self-servants) but not sons (which is best) No matter how big the box both leaders and members are hindered. What are you passionate about? … that passion is most likely a gift or leading from Jesus.
February 6th, 2005 at 11:40 am
Hilarious!
February 8th, 2005 at 2:41 pm
That’s the most asinine question I’ve ever heard. Have a happy Monday!