These beers are making me drunk
Posted on March 3rd, 2005 by catalyst into the Uncategorized, About Us categoryJust to prove I’m not above making fun of anyone or anything.
Once again I thought I had it figured out, and once again I was wrong. It’s amazing how I keep drinking over and over.
You see, for me, learning the truth about the booze was such a strong revelation that I actually thought I had it all figured out. But, I am slowly realizing that I can’t drink as much as I first thought.Here’s the problem: I like booze. I really do. It’s not some sort of prejudice based on race or religion or sex; I pretty much like all booze the same. Blame my parents, they home-schooled me and now I have “social issues”. That’s my excuse anyway.
Reformed Pope, you’re a praying man, what are the odds of catalyst ever putting down his beer? It just won’t happen, but wait it gets worse. What are the odds of catalyst laying down his beer on a Sunday afternoon for anyone? It’ll never happen.
I could go on forever. The point it this: I am living a beer-like lifestyle and I wan’t to change. If only I could find a way to do it without all the sacrifice.
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March 3rd, 2005 at 3:32 pm
Um, yeah, well, this is retarded. Let’s talk about something real and relevant.
March 3rd, 2005 at 3:39 pm
Like the real and relevant taste of cold filtered, Miller Genuine Draft!
March 3rd, 2005 at 5:20 pm
Yes,
There were once 2 sons….
March 3rd, 2005 at 6:59 pm
I dont care what anyone says that’s funny.
March 3rd, 2005 at 7:00 pm
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March 4th, 2005 at 12:13 am
I just read this again, and yeah it’s still funny.