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Miracle Squares

Posted on March 30th, 2005 by Reformed Pope into the Uncategorized category

I recently had someone email me that they were writing a post for our site and wanted to know if we would put it up. I told him about the two rules that we loosely follow:

1. No personal names
2. No rumors

This was his reply.

Dang, I heard a rumor that Frank’s office was actually made of gold; that the reason they took out the alter area carpet was to cut it intosmall “miracle squares” to sell on TV (to help finance the next Forward Together), and that sometimes the kids in the youth group have sex.

He’s off to a good start. I’ll put up his post up tomorrow.

3 Comments To This Post

  1. Reformed Pope said:    

    I’ve heard this is true. It’s actually a really interesting story. When they were tearing up the carpet the Holy Spirit fell on the room and they happened to be recording right then and were able to catch the sound.

    Now they are marketing the noise on a “soaking” CD.

    I’m pretty sure my mom bought a copy (Its tithe deductible).

  2. Brian9000 said:    

    I’ve been reading my other favorite site: Terri Schiavo’s Blogg. http://durrrrr.blogspot.com/

  3. Anonymous said:    

    That made me laugh.

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