Sausage and Freedom
Posted on April 2nd, 2005 by Reformed Pope into the Uncategorized categoryI went to check out CBC’s website and on the front page there is a banner advertising Freedom. There is an outline of a bunch of guys and then in large red letters it says “FREEDOM” underneath is written the words “BE LOUD. BE POSITIVE. BE BOLD. BE FREE.” It’s happening April 9th and only costs $5.
Instantly I thought they must be starting a new conference called “Freedom”, but as I looked a little closer I found out that is actually a men’s breakfast. A men’s breakfast?
Now I don’t know about you, but I have never heard of anyone naming there “men’s breakfast” anything, but “Men’s Breakfast”… I take that back, I think I went to one called “Father and Son breakfast”.
Anyways, I was reading this and started to wonder why you would name your men’s breakfast FREEDOM? What is so FREEING about strawberry waffles? I don’t get it.
“Yes, I’ll take my eggs scrabbled and can you put a little FREEDOM on top?”
“How does your FREEDOM taste?” “Not bad, it could use a little syrup though”
“Excuse me, waiter, there’s a hair in my FREEDOM”.
Ok, enough jokes. I am surprised that they are charging $5, but then again Freedom is never free.
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April 2nd, 2005 at 12:47 pm
Now a crepe, that’s freeing.
April 2nd, 2005 at 2:05 pm
Most men that are going to be drawn to a “breakfast” like this are just trying to get away from the house on a weekend and they need to feel good about it. Need to have a good reason to leave the wife on a weekend day.
Freedom to eat breakfast with “the guys”. Tha sounds like sonmething my sucker of a step-dad would attend. I’m proud to be a Naz- er an American too…
April 2nd, 2005 at 4:41 pm
I thought Freedom cost a buck ‘o five?
April 2nd, 2005 at 7:06 pm
Rest in peace, Reformed Pope.
April 5th, 2005 at 11:20 am
I thought mens breakfast’s was so they could get freedom from there sausage
April 6th, 2005 at 9:23 am
Hey you guys should review the move Saved
April 6th, 2005 at 9:26 am
I actually did do a review of the movie on my first blog, but it wasn’t very good. However, maybe I’ll watch it again and do another review. It’s a pretty good movie.
April 6th, 2005 at 2:46 pm
Reminds me a lot of CCHS and Doug Lasit. It’s sad though how the unsaved people end up being the heroes.