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Higgins and Osteen sittin’ in a tree…

Posted on July 21st, 2005 by Reformed Pope into the Uncategorized category

Let’s pray:

Our Father who meets in the Compaq Center,
Hallowed be Your name
Your New Stadium come, Your will be done
On earth as it is in Houston
Give us this day a Mercedes-Benz

And give us Your debts, as You have given us your debtors.
And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from poverty.
For Yours is the Kingdome and the Staples Center and Madison Square Garden forever.
Amen.

12 Comments To This Post

  1. Anonymous said:    

    “yours is the kingdome”

    Ha! I love it!!!

  2. Anonymous said:    

    Hilarious!!!

  3. catalyst said:    

    I do love JP’s parodies… especially, the holy trinity of sports arenas: Kingdome, MSG, and Staples…

  4. Reformed Pope said:    

    People,

    this isn’t a joke. I’m being very serious right now and I do not appreciate your laughter.

    I’m very dark; very disturbed.

  5. Anonymous said:    

    reformed pope…man, you are soooo funny. Ha he ha haw he. What a crackup. What will you come up with next? Did you come up with that right on the spot? Can I use that? I’ll give you the credit, but can I use it?

    Joel F.

  6. Anonymous said:    

    Kinda funny, but not that funny.

  7. priv8pete said:    

    Why isn’t Joel F. a licensed contributor to this blog?

  8. Anonymous said:    

    Because Joel F. didn’t actually post that comment.

  9. catalyst said:    

    I miss fondle… I really do… hows he doing?

  10. Anonymous said:    

    I kind of resent the fact that anonymous thinks I didn’t post my own comment. If I didn’t post it, then who did? Anyhow, I think what Reformed Pope said was hilarious. Why do you think this blog is so successful? I’ll tell you why: because of those comedic gems that Catalyst and RP post all the time. I don’t care what anyone thinks, Higgins and Osteen sittin’ in a tree… PRICELESS! Keep up the good work guys…

    Seriously, if Chapelle can have a show. So can Catalyst and Reformed Pope.

    Joel F.

  11. Homeschool Hero said:    

    Unless there is another Joel F. that none of us are aware of, that’s not him posting.

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