Higgins and Osteen sittin’ in a tree…

Let’s pray:

Our Father who meets in the Compaq Center,
Hallowed be Your name
Your New Stadium come, Your will be done
On earth as it is in Houston
Give us this day a Mercedes-Benz

And give us Your debts, as You have given us your debtors.
And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from poverty.
For Yours is the Kingdome and the Staples Center and Madison Square Garden forever.
Amen.

12 thoughts on “Higgins and Osteen sittin’ in a tree…

  1. reformed pope…man, you are soooo funny. Ha he ha haw he. What a crackup. What will you come up with next? Did you come up with that right on the spot? Can I use that? I’ll give you the credit, but can I use it?

    Joel F.

  2. I kind of resent the fact that anonymous thinks I didn’t post my own comment. If I didn’t post it, then who did? Anyhow, I think what Reformed Pope said was hilarious. Why do you think this blog is so successful? I’ll tell you why: because of those comedic gems that Catalyst and RP post all the time. I don’t care what anyone thinks, Higgins and Osteen sittin’ in a tree… PRICELESS! Keep up the good work guys…

    Seriously, if Chapelle can have a show. So can Catalyst and Reformed Pope.

    Joel F.

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