A crime of passion
Posted on July 29th, 2005 by catalyst into the Uncategorized categoryThe following is a section of questions on City Bible’s application for camp counselor. All potential counselors must fill out an application.
HISTORY OF LEGAL INVOLVEMENT
Have you ever been convicted of criminal offense? “Yes “No, if yes explain________
Have you ever been involved in homosexual activity? “Yes “No, if yes explain_______
Have you ever been charged with child abuse or neglect? “Yes “No, if yes explain________
Once again, lets play… which of these is not like the other.
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July 29th, 2005 at 1:05 pm
They forgot: Have you ever gotten your teenage girlfriend pregnant?
July 29th, 2005 at 1:09 pm
What if your homosexual activity involved being molested? Is that any of their business.
Maybe they should just write in big bold letters
THE SEXUALLY MOLESTED NEED NOT APPLY.
July 29th, 2005 at 1:21 pm
Ok, so let’s talk about the word “homosexual”.
Technically, all it means is “of the same sex”.
Ergo, “homosexual activity” means “activity with people of the same sex”.
So, if you’ve ever talked to anyone of the same sex as you, sat next to them in a movie theatre, gone out with them in a PBC-approved “social unit”, you’ve been involved in “homosexual activity”.
Well, I’ll be doggoned….
July 29th, 2005 at 5:22 pm
Somebody should tell CBC that being a homosexual is not illegal.
July 29th, 2005 at 6:29 pm
Wow, this blog has gotten to be pretty pathetic. If you cant talk about anything that is actually relevent, and you have to stretch every little thing that is said at CBC to sound like they hate everyone, maybe you should find something else to do. Just an observation…
July 30th, 2005 at 5:12 am
No, you’re right, this blog is pretty pathetic. No argument here.
Of course its also pretty entertaining and pretty funny… so, I don’t think I’m going to stop.
July 30th, 2005 at 7:11 am
What topic is more relevant right now than “homosexuality” and the church’s role in the issue. I think CBC has made it clear that gays are not and never will be completely “normal” in their eyes, not even after they come into a relationship with the Lord. If CBC were your only example of the Gospel in action, wouldn’t you stay away too?
July 30th, 2005 at 9:40 am
Ghandi,
was that you?
July 31st, 2005 at 3:38 pm
Jesus’s attitude toward sin is, “neither do I condemn you, go and SIN NO MORE”. Commentators on this blog are not doing homosexuals any favor by condoning their behavior. Tho the church often treats the sin of adultery less harshly both sexual lifestyles are hell bound
July 31st, 2005 at 3:49 pm
In the NIV concordance there is 1 (one) use of the word homosxual 1 cor 6:9 and 85 references to adultery. do you think that statistic will sway God?
1 cor 6:9-10 …Do not be deceived: neither the sexually immoral nor idolaters nor adulterers nor male prostitutes nor homosexual offenders nor thieves nor the greedy nor drunkards nor slandeers nor swindlers will inherit the kingdom of God.
July 31st, 2005 at 4:01 pm
If you attack hypocrisy you are doing the work of the HOLY Spiirit, if you attack purity you are acting as an anti-christ.
July 31st, 2005 at 11:20 pm
I can’t believe how dense you are, Anonymous! Your church sweeps the culturally acceptable forms of sin under the carpet and singles out one sin as a one-way ticket to Hades. I know of at least 12 cases of fornication, not resulting in pregnancy, that went undealt with in your church but you only see fit to punish fornicators whose sin can’t be concealed from the public eye. Pastor Hank, in contradiction to his own sermons, is truly more concerned with how clean the outside of the cup is and as for the inside…well, let’s just keep saying how good the outside looks!
August 1st, 2005 at 10:29 am
On the third day, God created the Remington Bolt Action rifle. So man could fight the dinosaurs…and the Homosexuals. Amen.
August 1st, 2005 at 11:20 am
forlornandworn!
A Mean Girls quote? From my favorite section on extremist homeschoolers? I think you might be my new best friend….
August 1st, 2005 at 11:26 am
Ha. By far the best quote in that movie is “Everyone at school thinks I’m not a virgin because I use these super jumbo tampons, but it’s just because I have a heavy flow and a wideset fajita. (euphemized because i’m at work.)”
followed closely by,
“My nana takes her wig off when she gets drunk.”