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Now I know they’re mocking me.

Posted on September 8th, 2005 by catalyst into the Uncategorized category

I hate to think that I’m anything special, or that City Bible cares even the slightest about this blog. But check out this new event, and tell me they aren’t mocking me.

Event: The Catalyst Sessions

Description: God has called each one of us to be involved in areas of ministry that build His Kingdom. The Catalyst Sessions offer a variety of different training opportunities for areas of ministry.

Contact: Brad Quirie@ 503.255.2224

Location: 217 Campus

Start Time: 9:00am

End Time: 3:30pm

Click on www.citybiblechurch.org and then look at the Upcoming Events in the upper left hand corner.

11 Comments To This Post

  1. Reformed Pope said:    

    If you are not listed as a guest speaker then I’m gonna be pissed.

    You’ve worked hard to be THE Catalyst.

  2. spencer1948 said:    

    Ah, superstition at work.

  3. Anonymous said:    

    Funny! I don’t know who Brad Quirie is, do you? I would be willing to bet that whoever thunk up that name did it intentionally because of you, Catalyst, and this blog. They’re so vain, they love the fact that people are talking about them. Negative attention is better than no attention, right?

  4. ROTFL said:    

    Aw, how sad. I just checked in to see how all you church whiners around here are doing. Apparently gone are the glory days of 30 posts per stream of rapid-fire angst. Looks like someone’s little bloggy-poo is dying a slow, painful death.

    Maybe someone will come along in a swiftboat and rescue you from the crappy (and bitter) waters of denigration.

  5. Fezzik said:    

    Or maybe we’re just tired of you ignoring any valid points and running around calling us names? The only person getting their kicks out of tearing people down here is you….

  6. Reformed Pope said:    

    Slowly dying?

    The posts are slowing but the hits keep coming.

    Here are some stats for you:

    Over 63,600 hits
    From 14,750 Unique computers

    All in 9 months! That’s an average of over 7,000 hits per month. Wow, I’d call that pressed down, shaken together, and running out all over.

    Not to shabby for a bunch of “church whiners”.

    If you like, you can choose to ignore our success but you can’t deny it.

  7. Anonymous said:    

    Slow painful death?

    Apparently Pastor Hank skipped over the sermon “Grow – Overcoming Jealousy”

    Now that’s painful.

  8. Anonymous said:    

    RP or JP, very nice to see you pointing to growth of numbers to define your success. CBC called and they want their definition of success back.

  9. Reformed Pope said:    

    Damn good point.

    How many lives have we changed?

    I’m guessing three maybe four.

  10. Fezzik said:    

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  11. Fezzik said:    

    The goal of starting a blog is to attract attention and readers. It’s not really fair to compare a blogger citing a rise in blog hits (his goal) to that of a church measuring their success by the size of their membership (not a church’s main goal.)

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