Top Ten Christian T-Shirts
Posted on October 4th, 2005 by catalyst into the Uncategorized categoryCity Bible is doing a great job not talking about money. As such, me and JP don’t have much to write about. So, we checked the internet and came up with our Top 10 Christian T-Shirts.
Here we go:
10 - Jesus offers you his protection.
9 - Satan - You’re Fired
8 - Every time you take a breath, 7 people go to Hell. Don’t be one of them.
7 - So What if I pray like a girl?
6 - Megachurchsurvivor
5 - My God Kicks Your God’s Butt
4 - Jesus Died For Pedro (and he died for you too Romans 5:8)
3 - Satan is a Nerd
2 - Body Piercing Saved My Life
and the number 1 Christian T-shirt…. (drum roll please)
1 - MORE COW BELL!
(Alright. Well, maybe that’s not Christian, but in some circles, Will Ferrill is a religious figure.)
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October 4th, 2005 at 1:34 pm
Meh. I’d vote for:
“I’m pro-choice. I CHOOSE to keep my pants up.”
http://www.christianshirts.net/designs.php?id=187
Or maybe “HEAVY DRINKER - “If any man thirst, let him come unto me and drink.” - Jesus (John 7:37)
http://store.bethemessagechristianapparel.com/chthedr.html
October 4th, 2005 at 4:00 pm
Y’all should check out the t-shirts on http://www.larknews.com — it’s sort of an evangelical version of The Onion….
October 4th, 2005 at 6:18 pm
god humped mary. out popped jesus.
October 5th, 2005 at 1:08 pm
Just came across these gems:
- Fine don’t keep God’s commandments. Just don’t come crying to me when you end up flat on your face like GOLIATH.
- MENE, MENE, TEKEL, PARSIN
- Wanna get high? Take a hit of this! (picture of the Holy Bible)
I was homeschooled and I wouldn’t wear this stuff.
October 5th, 2005 at 2:56 pm
Aww, c’mon RP….the MENE, MENE t-shirt is at least clever….
Guess I’m not as recovered a recovering homeschooler as I might’ve hoped.
They sell pink, heart-and-glitter- bedecked T-shirts at the Christian apparel kiosk at Flatirons Mall in Broomfield, Colorado that say:
“Someday my prince will come”
citing some scripture from Revelation about Christ’s return. I think that definitely belongs on the list.
October 6th, 2005 at 2:12 pm
Worst. Christian. T-Shirt. Ever.
“Do the Jew” (replete with Mountain-Dew graphics)
That is so wrong…
October 6th, 2005 at 2:51 pm
I don’t think anybody will top that.
October 7th, 2005 at 3:50 am
My best Christian T-Shirt ever didn’t have any writing on it just the faces of the PETRA band members in bright, bold colors. Of course, that shirt probably did double duty as a home-schooler shirt also. I tried to find a link for a picture, but I guess they just aren’t that popular these days…
October 7th, 2005 at 1:57 pm
Anyone bored? Here’s something to read: http://www.churchmarketingsucks.com/
October 8th, 2005 at 9:13 am
“I Kissed Dating Goodbye.”
October 11th, 2005 at 5:56 pm
Have to admit that my favorite was one that my old tenant used to wear: Don’t Go to Hell!
October 12th, 2005 at 2:39 am
Come and check it out if you get time
There is some of the most
October 20th, 2005 at 2:25 am
Come and check it out if you get time
There is some of the most