It worked for Hank
Posted on October 13th, 2005 by Reformed Pope into the Uncategorized, Pastor Hank categoryThank you all for sending in your nominations for posts of the year, we are excited to see who will come out on top this year. So far we have received 15,277 votes. Keep them coming, and remember you can text your vote to us by sending the message TITHE plus the name of the post to 4265 (HANK).
While we wait for the final tally, I am going to post an old blog that I wrote awhile back, but didn’t quite make the cut. Remember our motto “If it makes fun of Hank, print it.”
Looks like PF wrote a new book titled Biblical Principles for Releasing Financial Provision
The promo reads like this:
Learn how to obtain the favor of God and receive financial
provision in your personal and business world with
Biblical Principles for Releasing Financial Provision, a new
release by Frank Damazio & Rich Brott. Now available in
the bookstore.
“Learn how to obtain the favor of God…”
Now I haven’t read this book yet, but I’m pretty sure it should go like this:
Chapter 1 – Ask forgiveness for your sins
Chapter 2 – Accept salvation
It’s not a long book, but it’s power packed.
There is a chance however, it might go like this:
Chapter 1 – Take over a large successful church
Chapter 2 – Co-write a book titled Biblical Principles for Releasing Financial Provision
Chapter 3 – Wait for checks to come rolling in.
Not quite as life changing, but at least it should be a quick read.
If you think this should be nominated for Post of the Year, send an email with the header “Faithful Giver” to mortonjp14@hotmail.com. God Bless.
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October 13th, 2005 at 5:32 pm
I’m working on a book titled “City Biblical Principles for Releasing Financial Provision”
Learn how to buy the favor of Hank…
October 13th, 2005 at 11:39 pm
Our ex-pastor told us that if we wanted to get rid of the “spirit of poverty” that we had, we should buy a 40.00 tape series on binding that spirit (he didn’t tell us where to get 40.00 though). In retrospect I think we were broke because God knew we were faithful tithers and He didn’t want any more money going to that man.
October 14th, 2005 at 3:32 pm
Do we think binding the spirit of poverty would work for the teachers at City Christian Schools? Maybe then they’d get that raise that’d take them above the poverty line.
October 15th, 2005 at 9:33 pm
A parable:
A man was looking through a magazine and saw the picture of an awesome house. He showed the picture to all his friends, and they agreed it was lovely. One guy claimed he could build him a house just like it for a good price, so the man agreed.
In record time the builder called the man to tell him his house was ready. Quickly the man went to the address to see his new house. What he found was a manufactured home with a large wooden facade attached to the front. The facade was painted to look just like the picture.
At first the man was really upset. After all, there was no foundation and the rooms were little. But when he looked at it from the front, it DID look really terrific — and the cost was small. So he accepted it.
He didn’t realize that the original house in the picture was built right into the bedrock of the property with a deep foundation. The entrance was made from a very special kind of wood, even though it had stains upon it.
The man could have contacted the architect, who would have worked with the man to build a house just like the original. But that would have taken too much time and cost too much. He was much happier this way.
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Good sermons not withstanding, the direction at CBC is still all about image. In fact, they have spent months preparing a new look for their new image. It’s a new ‘brand,’ and they have been working hard on their brand navigation. Go see the website.
Now you can go to church to “experience” the new look. In fact, the new logo is “discover. experience. celebrate.” Good, grief, isn’t that what OMSI is for?
Well, Cat and RP, thank you for the forum these past months. We all appreciate your facilitation of getting these things out in the open.
October 16th, 2005 at 3:50 am
kee hee hee….you used OMSI as a satirical device. Well done, anna!