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#10 - Thus Sayeth, “The Frank”

Posted on October 21st, 2005 by catalyst into the Top Ten 2005 category

As was promised, here is Number 10 of our Top 10 posts. I believe this post came about when JP randomly emailed me a prophecy, and I had no choice but to put it up on the blog.

From March 7, 2005.

My brother JP moves in the prophetic.

Here is his prophecy regarding the future of City Business.

The Frank would say to you-a,

"Give me your money and watch me pour out blessings upon my church."

"I’ll cover this "city" church with plasma screen TV’s; I’ll replace the carpet and update the lighting" say’s the Frank

"Rise up oh check book of faith, write down a figure far beyond your means, and I shall stretch out my hand and receive this check. I shall take this check and deposit it in the bank of profits, now is the time, this is the season"

Thus sayeth the Frank.

5 Comments To This Post

  1. JiminyCricket81 said:    

    Love the “you-a”…or, as I like to call it, the Mark Bryan prophetic schwa (you know, that upside-down e thing you see in dictionaries where they tell you how to pronounce words). I think it most recently appeared on South Park, courtesy of Cartman, yes?

  2. Anonymous said:    

    That south park was great. lol

  3. Anonymous said:    

    That post was great the first time and even better the second

  4. fedup95 (i still have my rock somewhere) said:    

    Still funny

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