#9 - Worst. Blog. Ever.
Posted on October 24th, 2005 by catalyst into the Top Ten 2005 categoryThis post came out because six months into the blog, we were hearing from friends and family that the City Bible Eldership was still reading our blog, and they hated it. Nothing pleases a Morton boy more, than hearing someone in a leadership role is angry. Its fuel to our soul.
Worst.Blog.Ever.
Word on the street is City Bible is still running around telling everyone this blog is horrible.
Which, of course, pleases me to no end. It means they’re still reading it.
So CBC let me share something:
What’s really horrible is how many people have left your church, because there is no way to change the church from within.This blog is really just a byproduct of your preaching.
But whatever…
In keeping with the "Worst.Blog.Ever." theme, let me share a hypothetical knock knock joke between me and Pastor Frank.
Catalyst: Knock Knock
Pastor Frank: Who’s there?
Catalyst: Interrupting Cow
Pastor Frank: Interrupt-
Catalyst: MOOOOOOOOO!
Pastor Frank: Catalyst, you’re an idio-
Catalyst: MOOOOOOOOOO!
Pastor Frank: I’m leavi-
Catalyst: MOOOOOOOO!
(I find this joke works best with those individuals aged 5-11, the immature demographic).
(And yes, I’m bored.)
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October 24th, 2005 at 10:19 am
I’ve been using this joke, actually….and also a variation of it directed at physics geeks:
“Knock knock”
“Who’s there?”
“Interrupting coefficient of friction.”
“Interru…”
“MU!!!”
No, I did not make it up…and I had to ask the person who first told it to me to explain herself.
Yeah, so I liked this post, too.
October 24th, 2005 at 4:20 pm
One day I hope to see the interrupting cow appear at a Super Sunday service.
October 24th, 2005 at 4:23 pm
Hey Jiminy,
What does it say about me if I picked right up on your version?
October 25th, 2005 at 7:06 am
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