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WE DO TAKE REQUESTS

Posted on October 27th, 2005 by Reformed Pope into the Uncategorized category

We are getting close to conference season @ CBC. They recently began advertising for the next Generation Unleashed Conference under the slogan “Divine”. Yes it is a bit presumptuous but whatever….

I believe it is because of this upcoming conference that we received a request to re-post an old classic, and so that is what I am going to do. We had to go all the way back to Thursday December 16th 2004 to bring you:

I tithed to CBC and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.

Tickets to NW Breakthrough - $75
Parking @ the conference - $20
Water Bottle w/CBC logo on it - $2
Knowing that the hype only last 2 weeks - Priceless

5 Comments To This Post

  1. Reformed Pope said:    

    Of course now that they are running 2 conferences (GUx1 & GUx2) the hype lasts 4 weeks, but it’s still priceless.

    And speaking of priceless, I just heard that CCHS kids can wear Generation Unleashed apparel instead of their uniform. Shameless self promotion….actually I love it.

  2. Anonymous said:    

    What…I had to endure 12 years of wearing those ugly uniforms!!! Shameless promotion indeed! Well I hope the girls have passed along the trick of rolling up thier skirts and unrolling the skirts before measurement checks!

  3. catalyst said:    

    Yes, as a young guy at TCHS I was greatful to the girls dedication in showing as much skin as possible.

    Kudos.

  4. JiminyCricket81 said:    

    so maybe being homeschooled wasn’t all bad, eh? Well, unless you were a uniformed Bill Gothard-ite (Brian, that was for you).

  5. Brian9000 said:    

    Thanks jiminy :-) It’s always good to know it could’ve been worse… until you find out everyone’s talking about you.

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