So I’ve heard for sometime now about how CBC wants to plant 9 or so churches around the Portland area, but recently I heard that when they announced this plan in church they showed a map of Portland and had these nine red dots slowly appear. The dots then spread until the entire map was covered with CBC red.
That’s when it hit me. They won’t be happy just being City Bible Church in Portland, OR. They won’t rest until they’ve become City Bible World…
I sure hope Jesus comes back soon, ‘cause I couldn’t handle seeing statues of Frank
I thought this website would be helpful Gall Stones
CBC would get their hand slammed in the cookie jar well before that point. I’d say the most likely scenario would involve their business practices and some level of government wanting a piece of their cash cow.
This reminds me of something that has been in my thoughts quite a bit lately. It would be a great day for Christians in the US when the government finally pulls the plug on tax loopholes for churches. It would drive out all the “moneychanger” types and allow us poor, humble folk to get back to that whole following God thing without greed interfering nearly so much.
I like birds and small fish.
City Bible World…is that kind of like Gresham Skate World? Of course, you’d have to add a little United Live and take out “couples skate”. (The cool black light at the end of the rink is up for debate because although it makes you look tan your bra might show through your shirt.)
Frogs have water-tight buttholes.
This CBW is an interesting concept-the whole red dots increasing until there is a sea of red. It reminds me of nursing school when we were studying sterile technique in our OR rotation. They showed us a movie to illustrate. If you contaminated your sterile gloves they would turn red and then anytime you touched something else it turned red until pretty soon everthing was red/contaminated. Here’s hoping CBW doesn’t contaminate anymore.