One year ago when we started this blog we felt like we needed an inside source for all our gossip. This role fell on our sister Angela and she became know as the Monday Morning Mole. Unfortunately, our Mole wasn’t very good about details. Most conversations went like this: “How was Church?” – “Fine” – “What did they talk about?” – “I don’t know.” – “If we paid you would you start taking better notes?” – “Leave me alone.”

As you can see this became very difficult for us and so we were often forced to make things up (it’s funnier that way anyhow). That is how this next post was formed. From Monday, December 20th, I give you #7.

Monday Mole Update

Our mole went to Church on Sunday, and she told me they actually preached about Jesus.

Several members of the congregation were shocked to hear a sermon about Jesus. Leading to this exchange between two members of the church:

Member #1: (whispering to friend) Whose this Jesus they’re talking about?

Member #2: Uh, I think he has something to do with Christianity or something like that. I don’t really know though, since this is the first I’ve heard of him here.

Member #1: Well, what am I supposed to do with all my money this week? No one has told me to give it to them.

Member #2: (shrugging) I don’t know, I suppose you could spend it on yourself.

Member #1: AND GO TO HELL! No way.(preaching continues)

Member #1: (leaning back over to her friend) You know, when I’m eating at a restaurant and I get a free meal, I usually just give the waiter a really good tip. You know to compensate for the free meal.

Member #2: Yeah, so…

Member #1: Well, since I guess the sermon is free today. I think I might just tip the usher.

Member #2: Good idea.

[Editors Note: I owe this idea to The Holy Trinity (of blogging).]

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