#2 Shall We Sing
Posted on December 2nd, 2005 by Reformed Pope into the Songs that mock, Top Ten 2005 categoryThis is the one that started them all. Our first City Business Christmas post is also the second greatest post of the year. A special thank you goes out to Finally Home for his work on this piece.
Special Edition Holiday CD!!!
Ladies and Gentlemen, I am proud to present you with the first of what I am sure will be a long tradition of Christmas albums designed by City Business. Each CD comes with a pledge card you can use for your extra holiday tithing. And don’t forget there is still time for that extra Christmas blessing. Immerse yourself in the true meaning of the holidays with these wonderful songs of merriment.
1. Little Tither Boy
2. O Holy Tithe
3. God Rest Ye Merry Businessmen
4. O Come All Ye Faithful Givers
5. What Tithe Is This?
6. It Was Simulcast Upon A Midnight Clear
7. Tithers We Have Heard On High
8. Joy To The West Side
9. I’ll Be Home For Faith Harvest
10. I Saw Three Checks Come Mailing In
11. Rockin Around The Tithe Bowl
For a nominal fee the sheet music to Here Comes Satan Clause can be yours. Now, there is no need to drive a stake in your yard or anoint your doorways with oil from the Holy Land. If you want protection from Satan Claus simply purchase our CD for $20 and play it where ever you go. In case you are not familiar with this holiday classic, we have provided the lyrics for the first verse absolutely free.
Here Comes Satan Clause.
Here Comes Satan Clause.
Right Down Satan Clause Lane.
If You’re Not Quick And Tithe Your Money
It’ll All Go Down The Drain.
It’s Your Fault. You Put A Cap On God.
Your Blessing’s Out Of Sight.
So Get Your Checks In. Don’t Question Us.
This Time, We Know We’re Right.
So don’t delay. You can purchase your holiday CD in the City Business Gift Shop. They are located between the Louis Vuitton Bible Covers and the Limited Edition City Business Starbucks Coffee Mugs.
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December 2nd, 2005 at 8:46 am
This is my all time favorite. Thanks for reposting it. It is still as funny as it was 1 year ago.
December 2nd, 2005 at 8:46 am
This is my all time favorite. Thanks for reposting it. It is still as funny as it was 1 year ago.
December 2nd, 2005 at 11:09 am
Wow, that one is still funny! hahaha
December 2nd, 2005 at 12:03 pm
I was just flipping through my CBC Christmas sheet music and I came upon the lyric’s for this gem:
God rest ye merry businessmen, What be ye willing to pay?
Remember Frank our father, Was born some other day.
To tell us all to give to him, when we just wanted to save:
“Oh tithings for comfort and joy, comfort and joy.
“Oh tithings for comfort and joy”.
I SURE LOVE FRANKMAS TIME.
December 2nd, 2005 at 12:04 pm
There really is no better way to find “comfort and joy” then by tithing.
I also tithe for protection against diseases.
December 2nd, 2005 at 1:00 pm
Like Hepatitis C?
December 2nd, 2005 at 1:37 pm
What is really amazing is that this is only the 2nd best post.
I can’t wait for #1.
December 2nd, 2005 at 2:22 pm
“I Saw Three Checks Come Mailing In”.
As funny today as it was a year ago.
December 2nd, 2005 at 3:49 pm
How can this not be # 1
December 2nd, 2005 at 8:01 pm
When did they get their LV Bible covers in? Do you know if they carry Kate Spade?
December 2nd, 2005 at 9:23 pm
WHATS NUMBER ONE!??!?!?!??!
December 3rd, 2005 at 10:10 pm
NUMBER 1# IS ALL JOEL MORTON BABY
THATS RIGHT JESSE YOU GET NO CREDIT
December 4th, 2005 at 4:24 pm
THE SUSPENSE!!! …… I CANT TAKE IT!