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Honorable Mention

Posted on December 6th, 2005 by Reformed Pope into the Favorites category

Before we post the #1 blog of all time and wrap this blog up…we wanted to give you a couple of honorable mentions:

Over the next few days, I will put up some of my favorite posts that just didn’t quite make the Top Ten list.

Starting us off is AND NOW I HAVE A POST from Feb 3rd 2005.

AND NOW I HAVE A POST

My brother emailed me today trying to get me to post something. I responded saying I didn’t want this blog to feel like a job, and I was quite comfortable going a day without posting anything.To which he emailed back:

Where has the fire gone? This is no job, this is a mission, a call from God.The Lord would say to you this day,"For a time will come-a, when you will be faced with a great calling-a. Your burden will be heavy-a and time will be short-a. I will be your rock-a, I will create a hedge of protection around you-a. Step into the river-a, wade into the river-a, take off your clothes and do a cannonball into the river-a."

Thus sayeth the Lord.

4 Comments To This Post

  1. JiminyCricket81 said:    

    Hellooooo Cartman….
    Did I just hear prophetic endorsement of skinny dipping…a?

  2. Reformed Pope said:    

    The first time that prophecy was spoken, it was directed towards Adam and Eve.

  3. Anonymous said:    

    Fuckin’ -a

  4. Anonymous said:    

    Fuckin’ -a

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