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Posted on December 13th, 2005 by catalyst into the Uncategorized category

I recognize that JP and I have quit this blog like 50 times. So, while I’d like to say this is the last. Who knows?

But I kind of have a “live and let live” mentality. And while I disagree with what City Bible preaches, a lot people really like it. So part of me feels like, “Fine, whatever, I’ve said my piece. I should probably move on… ”

Of course, before I move on completely, I would like to entertain you with what will most likely be our last Christmas song.

I have also been instructed to let people know that this song was written entirely by Joel Morton. Jesse Morton had nothing to do with it. (I guess the Lennon/McCartney of City Business Church are breaking up.)

So for your listening pleasure, I give you

Frankie the Titheman
(As sung to the tune “Frosty the Snowman”)

Franky the titheman was a money collecting soul
With simulcast and a grande chai
and two eyes made out of dough

Frankie the titheman is a great pastor they say
He was made of dough
but the pastors know
how he came to preach one day

There must have been some money
in that old gold hat they found
For when they placed it on his head
he began to shake that bucket around

Oooooh tiiiitttthhhe

Frankie the titheman was alive as he could be
And the pastors say he could tithe
and pay just the same as you and me

clinkety clink clink
Clinkety clink clink
Look at Frankie go

clinkety clink clink
Clinkety clink clink
into the bucket it goes

13 Comments To This Post

  1. Anonymous said:    

    hahahahaha.

    funny.

  2. Brian9000 said:    

    Man. Losing you and Howard Stern in the same week.

    ***SOB***

    Thanks for laughs everybody.

  3. catalyst said:    

    Brian, you going over to Sirius? I still haven’t decided yet.

  4. Brian9000 said:    

    I would, but I’m not sure how often I’d use it. My commute isn’t very long, I work inside a building with no windows, and at home I already have Rhapsody. For those reasons I’m not sure I’d be getting my money’s worth. I just wish they’d set up a podcast of the show. I’d pay for that.

  5. catalyst said:    

    I’m kind of in the same boat. I can’t really listen at work, and my commute is fairly short.

    What they need is On Demand for Radio. (Basically what you’re saying, a podcast.)

    After Howard does his show in the morning make it available that afternoon online. Subscribers to Sirius could download it for free, while non-subscribers could pay $1.99 or something.

    FWIW, I imagine this will happen eventually. At this point though, Satellite radio doesn’t want to do anything to discourage people from buying their radios and subrscibing to their service. Give it a year.

  6. Anonymous said:    

    Congratulations JP and Justin! Now that you have wasted a perfectly good year what are you going to do? Any takers for Disneyland?

  7. Anonymous said:    

    How was this blog a waste? It got you reading it….

  8. catalyst said:    

    It’s comments like those that make this blog so enjoyable. Thanks.

    (And do you really think we’re going to completely stop?)

  9. Karli Kuhn said:    

    A waste? Talking about REAL issues in a REAL way is NOT a waste–in fact, it is valuable. There are many that have greatly benefited from this site.

  10. Anonymous said:    

    woah woah woah just cause i started a side project doesnt mean me and jesse are over. we have at least three family commitments coming up and writing songs is how we deal with the pain… sooooo jesse will you write songs with me this christmas

  11. Anonymous said:    

    I’d like nothing more.
    JM

  12. Anonymous said:    

    SO THERE’S THIS FAST GOING ON RIGHT NOW!

    ITS JUST DEMANDING ANOTHER POST ON HERE….

    srsly.

  13. Anonymous said:    

    Where did you guys go? C’mon! Jump start the new year with a new post! Pleeeeeeaaaaaaase!

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