Happy Birthday to Us
Posted on December 1st, 2005 by catalyst into the Uncategorized categorySome of you may think of December 1 as the day Bette Middler entered the world and changed our lives forever through song and dance. Or you may remember to pin a pink flower to your lapel in Honor of AIDS, as today is World AIDS day.
However, here at City Business, today is the day we took every silly thought we had about that large breasted church on the hill, and laid them out for the world to see. And in honor of this momentous occasion we are going to try and quantify exactly what one year means to this blog:
Number of Entries: 137
Number of times we have cursed: 24
Number of entries featuring the Lasit Family: 14
Number of allusions to Seinfeld: 55
Number of anonymous comments that ridiculued us: 79
Number of times we have been called “bitter”: 1 bajillion
Number of people who did not get that we were trying to help Doug and Donna’s marriage: 2,934
Number of City Bible pastor’s who read this blog religiously: 24
Number of times we have used the word “tithe”: 610
Number of times we lied about pastor’s reading this blog: 1
Thanks to everyone who reads and comments on this blog. You make my life fun. Thank you.
(With apologies to those lovely ladies at Go Fug Yourself: Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.)
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