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There’s sin in the camp

Posted on January 5th, 2006 by catalyst into the Uncategorized category

In the Bible, why isn’t “purports to speak for God” considered a sin?

Our favorite reverend is at it again.

Update:

Here’s a link to video of Pat Robertson’s speech. (Hat tip: Talking Points Memo)

Also, a real quick point here:

Just in case Pat wasn’t aware. But ummm, God loves Muslims too. He really does.

8 Comments To This Post

  1. Henri The Super De Duper said:    

    >> “God says, This land belongs to
    >> me. You better leave it alone.”

    Wow. Talk about balls. I’m surprised he didn’t finish his quote with, “.. or God will make you sick and you’ll be sorry!”

  2. catalyst said:    

    That was my favorite quote as well. Why do people continue to take this guy seriously? The more he talks, the more I’m convinced he ISN’T speaking for God.

  3. Anonymous said:    

    The more he talks, the more I’m convinced he should be committed. And I’m a psych nurse.

  4. John Adams said:    

    “In the Bible, why isn’t “purports to speak for God” considered a sin?”

    Actually, it is–it’s called taking the Lord’s name in vain.

  5. Tony said:    

    See what we need is for the Old Testament God to come back and reinstate the whole idea of “Smiting”. You muck about and you get smited(smote upon?), then there would be a lot less big hair and make up on these religious shows, in fact there would be a lot less flammable material in general!

  6. Anonymous said:    

    Smit.

  7. JiminyCricket81 said:    

    Shazam.

  8. lamthekiller said:    

    I see.

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