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You all get a free pass

Posted on January 10th, 2006 by catalyst into the Uncategorized category

The word making the rounds in the blogosphere is that it is now illegal to “annoy” someone anonymously online. On Thursday, President Bush signed a bill into law that makes it illegal to post anonymous messages online that annoy another person. This includes blogs and their comments.

And of course, this scares me to death.

Because as any long time reader knows, “anonymous” is our most frequent commenter. And if there is anything “anonymous” does really well, it is annoy. But I love anonymous. She/he makes me laugh every day, even when it is Doug’s wife.

So to clear up any confusion and ensure another year of ridiculous comments, I have this to say to my readers:

By clicking on the comment section below, you promise not to be annoyed. No matter how many verses are quoted out of context. No matter how many times “the Bride of Christ” is referenced. No matter how many times you are told you are going to hell. You can not be annoyed. You can be entertained or amused, but not annoyed.

Great. That should cover it.

Bring ‘em on Anon.

4 Comments To This Post

  1. JiminyCricket81 said:    

    Wow. I could be fined and/or spend 2 years in federal prison for “annoying” people under an assumed name. I bet they could even extradite me from the EU. Ok, so I better tell you all my real name, once and for all.

    I am Donna Lasit.

    Heehee….hope that didn’t annoy anybody. Oh, wait, it doesn’t matter!

  2. Anonymous said:    

    The fact that you’re desperate for content is the thing I hate most about you, Cat.

  3. catalyst said:    

    Please elaborate

  4. Anonymous said:    

    Oh no…… i hope nobody gets annoyed with this post……

    i’ll be disobeying the law.. :(

    OH NO!

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