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The Big Bible Logo Battle

Posted on February 10th, 2006 by catalyst into the Lawsuits & Logo's category

If you have been paying close attention, you may have noticed that there is a bit of a logo battle brewing between City Business and City Bible.

See, when this new blog site initially started, we took the logo from City Bible’s website, just to give our site a little more color and flair, believing that imitation is truly the sincerest form of flattery.

And while we questioned the legality of this, we also carefully reviewed City Bible’s website and failed to see any trademark insignia around their logo. We also mentioned this lack of a trademark several times on our blog.  

Oddly enough, a couple of days ago, City Bible put a small TM near the bottom corner of their logo. This naturally caused us some alarm. We had not seen this before. And in the interest of fairness, we added a small TM to the bottom of our logo as well.

I was also a little skeptical and took it upon myself to do some research. Just because you put a tiny TM next to your logo, does not necessarily mean your logo is trademarked.

I performed a fairly exhaustive search on the US Patent and Trademark Office website, looking for City Bible’s name or logo, and I was unable to find City Bible anywhere on the site. Not wanting this fabulous logo to fall into the wrong hands, I promptly sent off my own application, claiming a trademark for this beautiful colorful logo.

The results are still pending, and I will not know for a while whether my application is approved. However, in the meantime, I would like City Bible to know that I respect their need to use the logo, and I will be happy to let them continue to keep it on their website for a small fee, or a tithe, if you will.

I have also taken the liberty of searching other logo’s for City Bible to use, in the off chance they do not want to pay me:

Here is the best one I have found.

dollar_sign.jpg

I believe this logo truly captures the essence and sprit of City Bible Church. An insignia that screams Faith, Love and Giving, without so much as saying a word.

92 Comments To This Post

  1. Reformed Pope said:    
    Catalyst,
    Are you a graphic designer? If not you should be… that logo perfectly represents the heart of CBC.
    1. The $ in the center clearly captures CBC’s core values.
    2. You then surround the $ with 3 colors which clearly represent the Trinity
    3. And to top it all off, you have lights (aka God’s blessing) beaming out towards his people (Just like GenUnleashed’s logo).
    I am impressed my friend, I am impressed. And to think people call you bitter….
  2. Henri said:    

    That’s awesome!

    How exciting!  We should send an opinion poll to the readers of the orgeonian and see if they care to vote on which “company” should have rights to the logo.

    :)
     

  3. Henri said:    

    Besides, I’m pretty sure they’re going to have a tough time actually winning a lawsuit.

    Paypal (www.paypal.com) recently tried to get the www.paypalsucks.com website “logo” taken down, since they are using ”unauthorized” images of the paypal trademark logo.

    PayPal lost.

    So I’m not sure that CBC will win anything, especially given their lack of trademark and the fact that the *real* CBC logo uses the word “Business” in italics. There’s certainly no confusion there.

    Maybe we should add an “Online Giving” link to this website…. *then* people might get confused for sure!

    lol.

  4. Chris Snethen said:    

    Genius.

  5. Reformed Pope said:    

    Let me add to this post:

    CBC, You are my b*itch…have been for years…and I’m loving every minute of it.

    No, that isn’t the right attitude to have. Yes, it is a fact.

    You see:

    every time CBC has called their attorney to inquire about a lawsuit…

    every time you called a parent to warn them of the dangers of “The Mortons”…

    every time you called one of my friends and advised them to keep their distance…

    every time you do anything to “get” me, all you accomplish is to “get me going”.

    You just don’t get it.


    PEOPLE, IGNORE ME AND I’LL GO AWAY.

    But you can’t. You can’t stop reading. You can’t stop writing. You can’t believe that anyone wouldn’t love you as much as you love yourself. So you have to keep coming back, each new hit on our site another notch in our belt. 100,000 and counting.

    Go ahead, start typing your What Would Jesus Do responses. I’ll probably respond with an immature “for me to poop on” joke.

    So here we are, in a Logo battle. Who’s logo is it? Bible or Business? Only time will tell.

     Isn’t this ridiculous.

     

  6. Fezzik said:    

    It wouldn’t matter if CBC had the logo copyrighted or not. You can use copyrighted material as long as you aren’t representing yourself as affiliated with CBC itself under the parody clause of copyright law. This is how sites like The Onion can use the presidental seal and all the various (some company) sucks sites can use company logos. There’s a more in depth explanation here

  7. City Business Church said:    

    That’s good to know. :)

    http://www.publaw.com/parody.html

  8. Reformed Pope said:    

    However, when we successfully get the Trademark rights to the logo the Bible Church will not be able to use it anymore… unless they are paroding us????

    Complicated isn’t it.

  9. Guess who? said:    

    I bow down to you, oh mighty one…for you are a genius. Now I have to deal with God on idol worship, but oh well! Thank you for standing up to an evergrowing giant. You can be assured you will get your reward someday…be it in heaven or hell. Either way, all of us here will be right beside you. Keep it up!

  10. Fezzik said:    

    Whether they could or couldn’t use it would be hard to say one way or another without asking a copyright lawyer. Copyright and patent law is so confusing I don’t think anybody really understands it, but that doesn’t mean you can’t send them a Cease and Desist letter just for grins.

  11. Reformed Pope said:    

    From the sounds of it, somebody is getting a “cease and desist” letter…either way it is going to be a great time.

  12. jonah said:    

    Oh my! We are in the presence of a diabolical genius. You must sit around wringing your hands and cackling all day. Doctor Evil has nothing on you!

  13. Anonymous said:    

    I feel so elated…  and it’s all because I had my bowl of Morton O’s this morning.
     
     

     

  14. Anonymous said:    

    I wonder if it wouldn’t be easier for Frank to just offer you guys a bit of cash to go away.
    How much would it take to get this website taken down?
    Seriously.. how much?

  15. Reformed Pope said:    
    Not much…I think we’ve already discussed Justin’s price, a case of Coors Light…

    I look at things a little differently. How many billable hours have their lawyers logged? How many more hours are coming up? How much do they bill per hour?

    Oh who am I kidding… make that 2 cases of Coors Light and the site is yours.
  16. Anonymous said:    

    That would be awesome. The CBC getting control over this site…. for two cases of beer.

    I think you should ask them to through in a medium-priced call girl, too. And a small bag of smack. Heck, why not round it out with a peek at the CBC books. I’d love to know once and for all what Frank’s salary is.

  17. Reformed Pope said:    

    Hey you want to see the books?

    CBC has an open policy for that: The books are open for anyone who wouldn’t dare ask to see them. Anyone at all.

  18. JiminyCricket81 said:    

    Cat,

    Putting in a TM application for CBC’s logo is maybe the bitchiest thing I’ve ever seen anyone do.
    Ever.
    I love it.
    Smart people who do their homework win again.
    Excellent.

  19. JiminyCricket81 said:    

    Oh, and Cat….if you’re bargaining with Colorado beer….for heaven’s sake, upgrade to Fat Tire. Coors Light is barely drinkable by comparison, IMHO.

  20. Chris Snethen said:    

    You can use copyrighted material as long as you aren’t representing yourself as affiliated with CBC itself under the parody clause of copyright law.

    Ah. But if CBC continues to use the logo after the Mortons get it copyrighted, would they in fact be parodying the City Business Church website? And wouldn’t THAT be worth its weight in gold. Then you could claim the CBC is just a parody.

    Or isn’t that what you’re doing anyway…

    Man, my head is spinning. Gentlemen, you are GENIUSES.

  21. Anonymous said:    

    I think this might be the funniest one i’ve ever read…. oh man, they put a little tm on their logo?? THATS PRICELESS

    and if you trademark it… it’ll be the greatest day of my life….. I was laughing so hard when i read this.

    I like the new choice for the logo too, by the way.

  22. fedup95 said:    

    You Mortons are such a pain in the ass.

  23. Anonymous said:    

    Reformed Pope said:

    February 10th, 2006 at 10:42 am

    Let me add to this post:

    CBC, You are my b*itch…have been for years…and I’m loving every minute of it.

    Keep in mind that when you say CBC is your b*tch,that includes any friends or family you have there . You should call Heather and Ryan and tell them that they are your you know what

  24. Anonymous said:    

    This is one of the saddest days this blog has ever seen. The true bitterness that runs deeper than the lowest vally. You can really see how truley insecure the Mortons all are.

    Their Parents are the saddest example of role models I have ever seen. They should move out of the state with their Heads lowered in SHAME>

    You are all a bunch of crying sissys LIKE YOU LITTLE SISTER “JESSE”

  25. Anonymous said:    

    I’m insulted that you did not insult my family, too.

    :(

  26. catalyst said:    

    I feel kinda guilty

  27. Anonymous said:    

    JiminyCricket81 Would you please stop being suck a suck up. You are really starting to annoy me and I am sure the rest of the bloggers. Dont think for a second that We do not remember you.

  28. Anonymous said:    

    move out of state? That’s a thought, but since this blog is international
    where should we go……as far as the saddest role model ever…..I guess…well
    someone had to hold that position.

    See you in Heaven, ( It’s not by works of righteousness but by His grace alone)
    Mom

  29. Little Sister Jesse said:    

    They don’t know us Mortons very well if they think that cheap shots like that are going to bother any one in our family. That doesn’t compare to the Family Rankings that we do every year.

    And just a hint, you will get more support from people if when you mock us it’s funny.

  30. Anonymous said:    

    I doubt any of you will be seen in Heaven…. Should I ever run into a MORTON, I will at that point know for sure, I did not make it. But

    Mom: It says in the bible: “they will know you by your fruit.” Such rotten little apples do not please anyone. Your fruit will hardley make a case for you to get into heaven. Mabey that is why you had to leave the church…. Shame is a very motivating factor.

  31. catalyst said:    

    Hey mom. Hey sis

  32. Red7 said:    

    Wow Frank, did they hit a nerve?

  33. Anonymous said:    

    To All,

    Now what purpose does it fill to take a church’s logo and either change it, poke fun at it, or whatever? How does that further the kingdom? I’m beginning to think that there is nothing this church could do that would be acceptable to 90 percent of the people on this blog. I mean really, the logo? For what?

    And I don’t know if the person who said that the Morton’s parents were at fault for their sons, was serious or not. They’re grown men. They know exactly what they are doing.

    To the Reformed Pope. Did you consider what we talked about earlier? A sit down with the man himself, PF. I can set it up. No other pastors. No wives. No deacons. No stewards. No ushers. No asassins. Just you and PF. You could finally express how you feel to the head man on the hill. Are you down or what?

    ONE LOVE

  34. Anonymous said:    

    This last post only leads me to believe ONE LOVE is a fed.

    You gonna do the whole spaghetti, marinara and pistols under the table with the con, PF himself? We gotta have that on film! Then we’ll see how “open” this “sit-down” will be. PF is gettin’ his percent from the neighborhood and he’s fat with power.
    I wanna see his beedy eyes try to tell the truth to an audience who knows he’s full of it.

    P.S. Can’t wait for the day we are holding raves in the domes.

  35. Anonymous said:    

    Get rid of PF. Let the Morton borthers be pastors. I’ll return to CBC.

  36. Reformed Pope said:    

    Anonymous said:

    “You are all a bunch of crying sissys LIKE YOU LITTLE SISTER “JESSE” ”

    and

    “I doubt any of you will be seen in Heaven…. Should I ever run into a MORTON, I will at that point know for sure, I did not make it.”

    We really have the best readers. These last few days of blogging have been some of my favorite. I haven’t stopped laughing all weekend.

    As for a sit down with PF…last time I did that he got 12 men to gather around to try and intimidate me (it really just made me aware of how intimidated they were of me [at the age of 18]). However, I would love for you to try and arrange it. I’d be willing to bet you don’t get very far and will likely lose a friend over even suggesting it.

    Good luck.

  37. anna said:    

    I consider myself blessed to have the Morton parents as my friends. Whoever wrote that comment obviously does not know them. I am looking forward to spending eternity with Jesus and His friends — the Mortons! And good grief! If parenting was the criteria for admittance to heaven, we’re in deep trouble — all us parents, from Adam on down.
    .
    Besides, what’s wrong with raising sons with a sense of humor, creativity and independent thinking? You’re just jealous.

  38. Anonymous said:    

    John Paul

    I have a question for you . Despite some of the things you say on this sight , Ive heard that you still read your bible and attend church and (im assuming ) try to grow in Christ and maybe even try to help others grow like Christ would want . I get that you have a sense of humor and thats just who you are but do you believe that if you were to ask God what he thinks of this site and the whole logo thing He would be ok with it

  39. Anonymous said:    

    Are you o.k. with it Anon???
    Come out and say it???
    Don’t come with all this “WWJD” crap. Make a point and get out.
    Get er’ done’

  40. Anonymous said:    

    >> A sit down with the man himself, PF. I can set it up.
    >> No other pastors. No wives. No deacons.
    >> No stewards. No ushers. No asassins. Just you and
    >> PF. You could finally express how you feel to the head
    >> man on the hill. Are you down or what?

    The fact that you consider “pastor” Frank to be “the head man” shows exactly how skewed and “business like” is the CBC. You’re merely proving the point.

    How about if you arrange for the Morton boys to have a sit down with ALL the pastors, wives, deacons, ushers.. at local starbucks? I think neutral ground is only fair, and hey…. invite the press while you’re at it.

    BTW - I’m pretty sure “The Head Man” knows how they feel by now. :)

  41. Anonymous said:    

    PEOPLE,

    For crying out loud! You sure don’t like the words, “head man”, do you? How about senior pastor. Or better yet, the one who gives the sermon most of the time. I agree neutral ground is a must. And I don’t think I would lose any friends over suggesting this. If so, they weren’t my friends to begin with and I would fall right in line with the rest of you. But the question is if I can do it, would you go? Just imagine. A sit down with PF. An oppurtunity to say face to face what is said here on the blog. At the very least you could get some new material and talk about something other than tithing. Everything to gain and nothing to lose. So what do you say? And no I’m not a fed.(I wish)

    BTW. Let’s hook up next Sat or Sun if you have some time. I got crazy busy at work so that is why I didn’t call you back.Sorry.

    ONE LOVE

  42. Anonymous said:    

    How about if you get Frank to send a signed letter, along with all the senior deacons, to request a sit-down?

    That would be good. :)

  43. Anonymous said:    

    ANON,

    There is no need for a signed letter. There is no need to involve the deacons or other pastors. This is between two men, The Reformed Pope and PF. I know the other Morton boys are involved as well but I really don’t know them that well if at all. But I do know the Reformed Pope. And before anyone gets started, let me just say for the record that I’ve known the Reformed Pope for awhile and he is as cool as a fan. I have no beef with him. And I like him and his family as well. If he ever needed anything and it was in my power I would do it. But I also know that if you really want to change or call attention to something, and you have an oppurtunity to go to the source, than take it. Everyone loves a blog. You can say what you want without looking at someone in the eyes. You can sound real intelligent. You can be as “ballsy” as you want when you are behind keyboard and a screen. Now this doesn’t just apply to people on this blog, that would include me as well, but to anyone who blogs for whatever reason.( Although I have to admit it is kind of addicting). But what I am talking about is going to the source of this pain that mot people on this blog feels. And I don’t say that trying to be funny. If these people “follow” you, then they wouldn’t see any harm in meeting with PF. The fear is that if by chance an understanding is met, the blog may change or even end. God forbid! Were than would people go? How were things solved bfore we had the blogs? Enough already. I am rambling. So what do ou say? Are you down or not? Your audience is waiting.

    ONE LOVE

  44. Anonymous said:    

    I can 100% guarantee there will be another blog, if this one stops.

    :)

    Frank will need to meet with a lot of people to stop everyone he doesn’t like or disagree’s with.

    If you think the Morton boys are the only one’s who have “issues” with CBC, then you should open your eyes a bit more.

    But heh, I’m all for seeing a meeting between the two of them. Ask Frank if it can be video taped, as I’m sure many of us would like to see it.

    :)

  45. Anonymous said:    

    HERE’S A QUESTION,

    Why does it have to be video taped? Reformed Pope’s word is good enough, isn’t it? It’ good enough for me. I don’t think that the Morton boys are the only ones that have been hurt. CBC is like 5000 strong. That’s alot of people. There are bound to be more people hurt out there. But that’s in any church or organization. But you are probably right when you say there will be another blog if this one stops. You’re hooked, addicted, caught up. There is a monkey on your back that you just can’t shake. You really don’t want a resoloution do you? I don’t know if anyone really does. Hell, this is fun! And as long as none of us confronts our pain, we can just keep talking, joking, and throwing CBC under the bus. Why not? It’s good “therapy”. I enjoy the dialouge. I enjoy the debate. I love the comedy. But I will not get on this thing ever again unless I get a response fron the Reformed Pope. Are you or are you not willing to meet one on one with PF for an oppurtunity to dicuss why you are so sour on CBC. I wont say that you speak for all the disgruntles on the blog, but they sure cling to your words. I am waiting.

    ONE LOVE

  46. Anonymous said:    

    There is nothing to “resolve”. It’s not about “resolution”. It’s about having a good time poking fun at a church that takes itself WAY to seriously… (and teaches too much on tithing).

    It’s also “about” being open and honest with how we feel, instead of shoving them down and pretending we are “all better now”.

    Seriously, even if I met with Frank, and he “fixed” whatever is “wrong” between me and the church… I’d still come here and laugh, and if the blog disappeared, I’d start my own. Why? Because I enjoy the thought of making people like Frank, the CEO of a big church, have heartburn.

    Yes, it’s petty. But.. heh.. I’m a result of my upbringing. That’s what a lifetime at TCHS and Bible Temple will do to a person. “They” have nobody to thank but themselves.

    :)

  47. Anonymous said:    

    >> I wont say that you speak for all the disgruntles on
    >> the blog, but they sure cling to your words.

    Wow. That’s almost as much power as Frank himself! How does it feel Reformed Pope, to be the leader… “the Frank”, if you will… of the disgruntled?

    lol.

    From now on, I think he should be called TFotD. The Frank of the Disgruntled.

    We are your sheep, oh TFotD, lead us.. we are listening. We will do as you command.. er.. suggest.

  48. Anonymous said:    

    Anon said:

    “Yes, it’s petty. But.. heh.. I’m a result of my upbringing. That’s what a lifetime at TCHS and Bible Temple will do to a person. “They” have nobody to thank but themselves.”

    That’s the worst excuse ever…if we just succumb to our “upbringings” we would never have to be held accountable to the things of Christ…”it’s just the way I am…my dad beat me, so I beat my kids, I was abused, so I should be an abuser, my parents yelled a lot, so I should yell, the church hurt me, so it’s OK to try to hurt them back.” Is that really what Christ teaches? I once heard a wise person say (and no, it wasn’t someone from CBC) that our lives are really only about 10% our circumstances and 90% how we respond to it. Because of Christ in us, we have the ability to rise above our circumstances, we have all the power of Christ, who lives IN us and THROUGH us-the access to his grace, love, forgiveness to be taken to make us new creations, to pour out on those around us. Why would anyone want to come to Christ with the mentality that we still have to live under “how we were raised.” I know I wouldn’t, and that’s not what he teaches-we are new creations when we let him in our lives (2 Cor. 5:17), I am so thankful for that, I don’t have to live as a “result of my upbringing. That’s a lame excuse to pick on people or be unforgiving or not gracious. Not saying that we don’t have issues to work through b/c of how we were raised, but my God wants to take those things from me and make me brand new-with him as my father and teacher.

  49. Anonymous said:    

    Good one. You assume I care what you or the bible things, which I don’t. My years at TCHS convinced me that it’s all a bunch of hypocricy and lies. Nothing bad has happened to me since “giving up” my religion, in fact I feel free as a bird.

    So blah blah blah to someone who cares. You can convince yourself that it’s all great and wonderful and how you’re so perfect that you can preach to me.. yet the fact that you even are hear trying to “convert” me by trying to make me feel guilty is just more evidence that the bible temple city bullsh*t church has suckered you in with the rest of them. Do you ever ask yourself WHY you are defending Frank? Isn’t he capable of defending himself? Why does he need to? What are you so afraid of that you can’t handle a group of people who disagree with you?

    Get over yourself and go away. Nobody is forcing you to read this blog, or visit, or anything to do with it. The more you post, the more responses there will be, and the more entertainment you create.

  50. Anonymous said:    

    >> but my God wants to take those things
    >> from me and make me brand new-with
    >> him as my father and teacher.

    Man, you have NO IDEA how much that sounds like they say in every other cult.

    Take your head out of your *ss for a minute, look around, and you’ll see the religious world is filled with brainless followers like you, who are prepared to spout off at the drop of a hat about how wonderful they are because they follow some cocked up religious leader who has shown them the way to paradise and self-wonderfullness.

    Oh please… the power of self-change is what you are preaching. Reword it, and you can sell it as new-age. It’s no different, except you’ve only convinced yourself that YOUR way is the “right” way.

  51. Anonymous said:    

    Sorry about the assumption anon, I didn’t mean to assume you cared about Christ, my apologies…
    I wasn’t trying to “convert” you or make you feel guilty, it’s what the bible says.

    to the 2nd, fired up anon…why are you so angry and defensive? I wasn’t fired up at all, and yes, I do have an idea what cults sound like, b/c I came out of one before I came to know Christ. I’m not a brainless follower, a member of CBC, nor did I claim to be “wonderful.” I have many issues that I am working on with Christ (I listed many in my post of how I was raised). What I said is what the Bible tells me (again, 2 COR 5:17, and also Romans 7 and 8, living in the flesh vs. the spirit.) Nothing I said has anything to do with the power of “self-change.” If you read back over what I said, “Because of Christ in us, we have the ability to rise above our circumstances, we have all the power of Christ, who lives IN us and THROUGH us-the access to his grace, love, forgiveness to be taken to make us new creations, to pour out on those around us.” See? Nothing of ourselves can ever change us, but Christ in us can…and he gives us choices to respond to hurt in bitterness ro rage, etc. etc., or to the truth of of what he tells us in HIS word, and the power over sin through him on the cross. Please read thoroughly through the posts before you just “react.”

    I have nothing out of myself to give that is good, I need him more than anything to overcome “my upbringing.” I am not defending CBC or PF, it’s not my church or my pastor, but I am defending Christ’s work on the cross, and his ability to make all things new, so that we don’t have to live under the things of our past. I am NOT into self-help, “self-change” Dr. Phil crap. It’s only by the grace of God…

  52. Anonymous said:    

    So “by the grace of god”, we should no longer be able to have fun by posting inciting comments on this blog?

    “By the grace of god”, we’re not allowed to get FrankCo all fired up?

    Bummer, dude.

  53. Anonymous said:    

    This ONE LOVE person sounds like the serpent in the desert trying to coax Jesus.

    Be unshaken O Morton Boys, for the Lord thy God, knows your hearts and doesn’t need a “sit-down” with the tithe man to appreciate your funny ass blog.

    Tither’s Guide 2006 ed.

    P.S. I’m rolling in cash and I haven’t tithed since I had a tooth fairy.

  54. Anonymous said:    

    blog all you want, it’s your decision, I was just referencing that being a product of the way you were raised as an excuse to do whatever you want (but not assuming that everyone that blogs here is a believer).

  55. Anonymous said:    

    >> being a product of the way you were raised as
    >> an excuse to do whatever you want

    I agree it’s not an “excuse”, but it is a commonality many of us obviously share. When 100+ people “congregate” into a single them… do you think maybe that someone should pay attention?

    There’s a specific reason many of us are here. Figure that out, and we’ll all be happy.

    We’ll still laugh at the blog, of course, but we’ll be a little happier that another generation of mindless drones isn’t being produced.

    Speaking of mindless drones.. maybe a comparison between the “average CBC’er” and a borg drone might be fun. I’ll bet there are a lot of common characteristics.

    New CBC slogan: “Welcome to CBC. Resistance is futile. Give us your tithe.”

  56. KariMichelle said:    

    I am a believer and do care what God thinks. There are many times I’m uncomfortable with how far this blog goes. However, I come here of my own volition and therefore do not attempt to police anyone here. It’s NOT my blog, afterall.

    What those of you who “preach” at all of us have to get is that your words are just more of the same. All I hear from you is blah, blah, blah. And like it or not, all of your scripture-quoting and argumentiveness is of the same spirit.

    If you want to help us, pray for us or better yet let the spirit interceed for us through you because you just might mess it up.

    And, what would RP meeting with PF accomplish? I don’t think PF will change, nor do I think RP will change (I assume you’ll take that as a compliment). I used to think resolution was always possible. I’ve come to realize that if the other person won’t let go (or even recognize) their issues it isn’t. It isn’t always the sheep who is wrong. Sometimes we have to give ourselves permission to be the right one, and cut our losses and move on.

    And yes, talking about it after the fact, can be therapy.

    KM

    PS. And if you think for one second that we “FOLLOW” anyone, you really haven’t been paying attention.

  57. Locutus said:    

    The borg comparison has already been made on this blog.

  58. Anonymous said:    

    I agree. If I thought for one second that Pastor Frank would change his mind about this blog, I would endorse a meeting. But he’s far to closed-minded to see the humor in this site.

  59. Anonymous said:    

    Anons and ONE LOVE

    Lots of us here believe that only fools take the Bible literally and the leaders who “challenge” their congregations to have faith are, in fact, just giving their own opinion on the words in the Bible.
    The Bible, it’s tennants and prophets are just as legitimate as any other text. The problem occurs when people like ONE LOVE come on this blog and state their opinion as being directly inspired by God, when in fact, all it is is a bunch of brainwashing from years at TCHS and Temple.
    CBC is just a means of cooperating with a worldwide power structure which formed millenia ago and has somehow maintained a power over the world by warfare, famine, capitalist gain, emperialism, slavery, colonialism ect. I’m not talking out of my ass here either, I don’t think? I just got out of the military 3 months ago and what I saw sickened me. The church has so much power that in Basic Training I was required to attend Christian services on Sunday AM. And in basic training it doesn’t pay to be the odd man out. It was a revelation of sorts as to how the world operates. This small experience opened my eyes to the constant blanketing of indoctrination each one of us is this world experience blindly or not, from birth to death.
    If you want to talk about the facts of history ONE LOVE, then explain how we got our freedom of speech. It was people exactly like us bloggers back in the day who saw through the leadership and desired a new way. Now we have this ability and nobody, including some stupid “sit-down” with PF is going to stop this open dialogue. If you don’t like the blog their may still be time to go sign up to help direct luxury SUV’s out of the CBC parking lot after the services today.

    Thanks Morton Boys. I just saved $500 on my therapy sessions thanks to this blog.

  60. Anonymous said:    

    >> If you don’t like the blog their may
    >> still be time to go sign up to help direct
    >> luxury SUV’s out of the CBC parking lot
    >> after the services today.

    I like this quote. I think it should be the standard response to anyone who desires to put a clamp on the Morton boy’s right to freedom of speech.

    After all, it is the same freedom that gives Frank the power to preach from the pulpit how giving to *his organization* is actually supposed to be some kind of blessing for the giver.

    “Hey, give me your money! You’ll be blessed.”

    “Hey, I’ll sell you this relic. You’ll be blessed.”

    What’s the difference? Once is preached at CBC, the other is preached from Vatican City.

  61. Anonymous said:    

    The logo is perfect but the outer pink line may be to “gay” for some believers.
    It may hint at a hidden agenda.
    We don’t want any hidden agendas here, do we! I learned all about that at TCHS already

  62. JiminyCricket81 said:    

    12:52 pm Anonymous:

    Rock on.

  63. Reformed Pope said:    

    Jiminy

    why did you say rock on to gay comment

  64. Reformed Pope said:    

    Jiminy

    Ive noticed that you use scripture sometimes in your posts and yet you really attack the christains that come on this site and back up the nonbelievers .Just where do you stand or do you stand for anything .

  65. catalyst said:    

    Cant we all just just drink and get along .

  66. Cattle List said:    

    JP:

    Gimcrack doesn’t answer direct questions–trust me, I’ve tried prying them out of her many times.

  67. Anonymous said:    

    You want to know what would be great? If Pastor Frank agreed to meet with all who posted on the blog as well as the Morton brothers; host a Q & A dinner or something. Unfortunately, that would never happen. It would be like the bully and the nerds…the nerds would always win if they were united as a group…the bully turns out to be a small man behind a big pulpit…er…I mean facade.

  68. Every Day said:    

    I would really like to know just exactly how much money they have spent in trying to figure out what can or cannot be done with the Logo. As a member of City Bible and hopefully a soon to be member of City Business I think I can question what they spend their (my) tithes on. As an active member of City Bible I often see things that really make me wonder why more people do not question what is going on. Every time they want to put in a new elder they have a vote and get up and brag about the constitution of CBC and how they have to have a 90% approval to become and elder. Has any member ever asked to actually see the election results. I would be willing to bet that there a few A-holes who did not get this approval rating. Any way it seems like there should be a way to see what they are actually spending peoples tithes on.

  69. Anonymous said:    

    Hi Joel,

    Everyone is welcome to post. If you’re lucky, they might feature you’re post on the front page as a blog entry. Be sure to email “tithingisgood@citybusinesschurch.org” directly, as that goes to the owner of the blog.

  70. catalyst said:    

    Just an FYI. Someone else is writing comments using my name. I don’t really care, but I thought I would just let people know.

    The comments are coming from the same IP address as WWJD aka Gabe Elliot. But maybe it’s just someone in his house.

    Who knows. Who cares.

  71. catalyst said:    

    Wow. If that’s really Joel, I’m loving it. We’ll see if we can get you a Craig Smith blog.

  72. it'sjustme said:    

    To the real Catalyst: we figured that wasn’t you. Your mother taught you how to spell and punctuate. :)

    To RP: Jiminy was replying to the 12:52 comment which was to Anon and ONE LOVE. I thought that was a pretty clever way to identify the anons.

    To JDF: Welcome!

  73. Anonymous said:    

    Spurgeon rocks.
    YOU HAVE ABANDONED THE LOVE YOU HAD AT FIRST.
    Revelation 2:4

    We will always remember that best and brightest of hours when we first saw the Lord, lost our burden, received the gift of grace, rejoiced in full salvation, and went on our way in peace. It was springtime in the soul; the winter was past; the mutterings of Sinai’s thunders were hushed; the flashings of its lightnings were no more perceived; God was beheld as reconciled; the law threatened no vengeance, and justice demanded no punishment. Then the flowers appeared in our heart. Hope, love, peace, and patience sprang from the ground; the hyacinth of repentance, the snowdrop of pure holiness, the crocus of golden faith, the daffodil of early love–all decked the garden of the soul. The time of the singing of birds had arrived, and we rejoiced with thanksgiving; we magnified the holy name of our forgiving God, and our resolve was, “Lord, I am Yours, Yours alone. All I am, and all I have, I devote to You. You have bought me with Your blood–let me spend myself and be spent in Your service. In life and in death let me be consecrated to You.” How well have we kept this resolve? Our first love burned with a holy flame of devotion to Jesus–is it the same now? Is it possible that Jesus may say to us, “I have something against you, because you have left your first love”? Sadly we have done little for our Master’s glory. Our winter has lasted all too long. We are as cold as ice when we should feel a summer’s glow and bloom with sacred flowers. We give God pennies when He deserves much more, deserves our heart’s blood to be coined in the service of His church and of His truth. But shall we continue in this way? O Lord, after You have blessed us so richly, shall we be ungrateful and become indifferent to Your good cause and work? Quicken us that we may return to our first love and do our first works! Send us a joyful spring, O Sun of Righteousness.

  74. Anonymous said:    

    And rocks.
    TELL ME . . . WHERE YOU PASTURE YOUR FLOCK, WHERE YOU MAKE IT LIE DOWN AT NOON.
    Song Of Solomon 1:7

    These words may be taken as expressions of the believer’s desire for Christ’s fellowship and his longing for present communion with Him. Where do You feed Your flock? In Your house? I will go, if I may find You there. In private prayer? Then I will pray without ceasing. In the Word? Then I will read it diligently. In Your ordinances? Then I will pursue them with all my heart. Tell me where this happens, for wherever You stand as the Shepherd, there will I lie down as a sheep; for no one but Yourself can supply my need. I cannot be satisfied to be apart from You. My soul hungers and thirsts for the refreshment of Your presence. “Where you make it lie down at noon.” Whether at dawn or at noon, my only rest must be where You are and Your beloved flock. My soul’s rest must be a grace-given rest and can only be found in You. Where is the shadow of that rock? Why should I not rest beneath it? “Why should I be as one that turns aside by the flocks of your companions?” (see v. 76). You have companions–why should I not be one? Satan tells me I am unworthy; but I always was unworthy, and yet You have long loved me; and therefore my unworthiness cannot be a barrier to having fellowship with You now. It is true I am weak in faith and prone to fall, but my very feebleness is the reason why I should always be where You feed Your flock, that I may be strengthened and preserved in safety beside the still waters. Why should I turn aside? There is no reason why I should, but there are a thousand reasons why I should not, for Jesus beckons me to come. If He withdrew Himself a little, it is but to make me value His presence more. Now that I am grieved and distressed at being away from Him, He will lead me again to that sheltered nook where the lambs of His fold are sheltered from the burning sun.

  75. Anonymous said:    

    Regarding the logo battle…I would say, Pick your battles carefully Morton boys. There may be a fine line between making your point and proving theirs.

  76. Anonymous said:    

    >> There may be a fine line between making
    >> your point and proving theirs.

    What, exactly, is CBC’s point?

  77. David or Goliath? said:    

    I think the point may be 27 campuses.

  78. Anonymous said:    

    >>What, exactly, is CBC’s point?

    IMO, that the purpose of this blog is nothing more than to cause trouble and slander CBC.

  79. Anonymous said:    

    …instead of a place of humor and healing

  80. David or Goliath? said:    

    Has anyone thought about having some additional campuses for the Blog? I think it may really be a way to reach all the lost of CBC.

  81. Little Sister Jesse said:    

    http://www.citybiblewatchespanol.blogspot.com/

  82. Anonymous said:    

    What would Jesus blog? I know , I know who the freak cares, it wouldn’t be as funny and would get no responses because it would speak to the heart. It might get responses like “your mom” or “moooooooowww”, please if you are a christian represent Christ a little better. “When I became a man I put away childish things.”

  83. JiminyCricket81 said:    

    Cattle List and fraud RP (aka Gabe?):

    If you want to start a fight with me, why don’t you do it face to face and (to put it in your terminology) like a man? What exactly have I done to make you hate me and bait me? And, what relevant direct question have you asked me that I refused to answer? Also, to my knowledge, there was no “gay” comment….unless, of course, you’re using “gay” as a blanket derogatory term, which I must say is both juvenile and profoundly un-Christ-like.

    I am not here to say who’s a Christian and who’s a non-believer….like Queen Elizabeth I, I don’t have windows into people’s souls, and frankly, I don’t care. I happen to know the Bible, and I happen to know that many of you claim to believe that it’s the word of God. Therefore, when opinions are expressed that directly contradict this document that you claim to hold so dearly, I would think you’d appreciate it that someone comes along to point out the scriptures that contradict those opinions. If I’m accurate, then you have no reason to question who I back up and who I don’t….you say that the Word of God is a two-edged sword, and if so, it should be able to point out the truth of a thing for you, regardless of who’s quoting it, shouldn’t it? And if not, I don’t think you should be blaming me….you should be blaming yourselves for your lack of study and discernment.

    As usual, you are more than welcome to email me privately if you’d like to know anything about me of a more personal nature. It’s not for me to disclose any of that here, but information is readily accessible to you if you’re willing to ask for it nicely….or even just look for it diligently. I’m not hiding anything from anyone….and it’s pretty ridiculous for you to post under someone else’s name in an attempt to be divisive, and then turn around and accuse me of not being straightforward. You look REALLY foolish to one and all right about now.

    Joel,

    I enjoyed hearing your story, particularly since I knew you only by reputation back in the day…and it’s strange and very cool to now hear your own perceptions of your experiences as a BT/CBC kid. Welcome, and I look forward to more of your comments.

  84. Reformed Pope said:    

    ONE LOVE,

    SET IT UP. IF PF WANTS TO MEET WITH ME, I WANT TO MEET WITH HIM.

    You won’t get very far, but I’ll be interested to hear the response you get when you say “I think Frank should meet with Johnpaul” (you might want to duck).

    Let me know how it goes.

  85. financial blessings said:    

    hey blessings everyone, (financially, of course)

    i’ve been so swamped at the bait store, I haven’t been able to check in; things are really cookin around here.

    Well I’m bothered by the mud-fling, indicative of the social strata blogging. West Virginians must be taking a real liking to the site. (only a west virginian would holler “get out of the state”) The substantial majority of Americans are ignorant, so any how… All you white-trash bloggers SHUT UP. Do the world a favor and go on a YWAM d.t.s., thus “decreasing the surface population”.; get out of everyone’s hair; stay out of the adult talk.

    Now you Mortons…you ought to disguise your identity; “any man would tell the truth if he had a mask to cover his face” Besides there’s no such thing as “it ain’t personal, it’s just business”. If you’re a person, it’s personal.

    The logo thing is possibly the funniest, boldest, cleverest, *most dedicated move you boys have ever made. I’ve gotten umpteen cellphone minutes from distinguished callers, various departments and multiple clearance levels all over campus. From the pbc caf to the clamour of the foyer, everyone’s laughing about the ‘logo heist’.

    I just want to say thank you for the entertainment. It’s always so much more enjoyable to watch a Super Bowl when you’re completely unbiased to the outcome. You appreciate the fireworks more, the cheerleaders more, the half-time show more, the commercials more, the commentators more.

    IT’S THE SUPER-BOWL OF THE BLOGSPOT.

    thank you…..so much.
    I just wanna send a big shout out to Meg, Jo, Beth, and Amy. I hope you girls like limes, cuz that’s what you’re getting for V-Day.

    Yours Truly,
    Financial Blessings

  86. WWJD said:    

    Joel. Im surprised my friend

    Gabe

  87. Anonymous said:    

    REFORMED POPE,

    Thank you for responding. For a minute there I thought I wouldn’t be able to blog again. I will see what I can do. But man I got to tell you, if you haven’t noticed, there are some heated, fired up people on this thing. I have expected to come home from work and see that there would be 100 comments. This topic has gone from the logo to a “sit down” to personal disgust. Man! Could you imagine if you got a dollar for every response. You would be the one buying the beer buddy!

    And to the soldier that just came home. Brother, I have nothing but mad respect for you. You served our country and made it back alive. I have family in the millitary as well so your opinion will always count with me. But I need to correct you on something. I have NEVER come across as if my words were inspired by GOD. It’s just an opinion. Nothing more. Nothing less. Now I do think that I am right in what I say. If not why say it?

    Mr. Joel Fandrich. If I remeber correctly we were in a cell group together many moons ago. It was you, me PF, Marc Estes, Robert J, and others. Tell your story. If it’s how you feel and what you experienced it would be good to know. My only fear is that people will get it twisted and add a little sugar to it to make it taste the way they want it too. Oh well. WELCOME TO THE BLOG BABY!!!!!

    ONE LOVE

  88. John444 said:    

    Pray tell - concerning the logo dispute, does CBC preach that the Bible is the infallible and inerrant word of God?

    If so, what is CBC’s basis in scripture for claiming to own the logo? According to the scriptures, God owns the logo.

    Does CBC claim to speak for God, or, does CBC sick lawyers on people on God’s behalf?

    “… whatsoever is under the whole heaven is mine.” (Job 41:11b KJV)

    “The earth is the LORD’s, and the fullness thereof; the world, and they that dwell therein.” (Psalms 24:1 KJV)

  89. Anonymous said:    

    Well Done my friends, well done!

    I am truly impressed.

  90. Listening for the Call said:    

    In response to this entire blog, especially Anon who is a little fired up: IT IS A JOKE!!!!! I doubt any of them would actually require real payment besides a beer and maybe a face to face meeting would help get things to the surface. Laugh People! If God has the sense of humor enough to make these charecters (catalyst and ref. pope) then he should have seen a blog coming.

  91. An Unscrupulous Man said:    

    Listening for the Call said:
    July 7th, 2006 at 3:17 am

    In response to this entire blog, especially Anon who is a little fired up: IT IS A JOKE!!!!!

    Yo, Waiting for a Call

    Used to be people could post anonymously on the blog by just leaving the “Name” and “Email” fields blank - so ‘Anonymous’ is in fact many people and not just one user. JP and Catalyst suspended Anonymous posting several months ago to put an end to childish shenanigans and abuse. I think it was the great butter-bean debate that drove them to it …

    With that said, keep an eye out for Henri and FICM - Henri’s been known to sneak up on newbies and give ‘em a wedgie while FICM picks their pocket.

    ‘Scrupe

  92. Listening for the Call said:    

    Thanks for the warning. It’s good to know you all won’t do the wedge-pick-the-pocket scheme, or is this friendly remark just setting up some false security. ;) What does FICM stand for, anyway? Thanks to Catalyst and RP for fixiing that. Stupid people aren’t as fun to play with if you can’t tell them apart…

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