Shameless Promotion
Posted on February 23rd, 2006 by catalyst into the About Us categoryWe finally got around to adding a blogrol on the right side of the blog. There is really no rhyme or reason as to any of the links, and as with everything we do, it is a work in progress. But if you have any links you feel we should add, please let us know.
Lastly, here is something funny you can watch for hours:
http://www.citybusinesschurch
RSS feed for posts
February 23rd, 2006 at 11:07 am
Okay, that’s funny (but I’m not letting my son watch it!). And why can’t gay people handle a little mockery?? We Christians are mocked continually. Shouldn’t gay people just develop thicker skin or something? Maybe you should stop babying them and give them a little more credit.
February 23rd, 2006 at 12:18 pm
It’s catchy. Oh, great…now I’ve got the lyrics stuck in my head all day. My kids will wonder why I’m singing “I’m not gay.”
February 23rd, 2006 at 12:30 pm
Love the new header and blog stats.
Great work guys.
February 23rd, 2006 at 12:36 pm
-jonah.
as a christian do you want to be considered “on of them” every time the subject comes up in the news, politics, ect.?
Gay people can’t develop thicker skin because they are gay. It’s kind of like telling an abused wife to duck instead of leaning into the punch. they just don’t care to understand. it is who they are. why dont you accept that people are different and that makes them funnier than apes. then maybe you could develop thought processes that don’t resemble an apes’ so much.
spiderman is stupid anyway.
i get a kick out of kicking balls
February 23rd, 2006 at 12:46 pm
three comments down from yours is why gay people cant handle mockery there just so sensative
February 23rd, 2006 at 1:13 pm
Blacks are “so sensative” too and look what it got them. I think that people who look down on others are assholes who need to be shot in the head in Pioneer place. But then again that would be acting too insensative. The only subculture that is left for Christians to attack is gays.
You just been swallowed Jonah.
February 23rd, 2006 at 2:08 pm
To Anonymous 12:36 pm…Are you a wife abuser? That comment is one an abuser makes. Leave abused women out of this. You can’t understand them unless you’ve been one. It’s not that they don’t care to understand…they’ve been so beaten down by people like you that they just try to survive. I think you should apologize to all the abused women. Domestic violence is never right…you just committed verbal abuse. That’s not funny, that’s sick….and unfair to all those who struggle each day to stay alive just because of someone else’s oppression. May God have mercy on your soul…
February 23rd, 2006 at 2:26 pm
Guys….
In reality, the people who are being mocked in the Spiderman video are the straight people who are either a) ignorant enough to think that one can “catch ‘the gay’” or b) close enough to that ignorance to giggle nervously about it. No actual gay people were harmed in the making of this movie (unless, of course, they watched it and found it offensive)….it’s the straight ones who are on trial, because it’s their stereotypes that are creating the humor. It sounds like I’m passing judgment, but I’m really not. People cope with social change at others’ expense. I don’t like it, I don’t condone it, but I recognize both the fact that it’s inevitable and the fact that I do it, too. So, relax, people….and put the rocks down.
February 23rd, 2006 at 2:29 pm
anon 12:36 back in deep S***
I think abused women are funny (almost as funny as muslims burning down their own mosques) I think humanity is funny. I think christian males who make funny statements about homo’s are funny. I think white males standing in line at Safeway to buy milk,eggs, and coffee creamer is funny. I think people like you are funny too.
BUT, Ive never beat a woman and in fact, am currently paying rent for a woman who needed help for a month. I also volunteered, thats right, volunteered to paint and remodel a home in SE pdx that helps abused women get back on their own. Many of them thought their pasts to be sad but funny after taking a step away from it.
P.S. You aren’t a awesome survivor until you learn to take a step back from the immediate situation and laugh. That’s possibly what allowed you to be an abused woman in the first place.
I don’t want god’s mercy. I just wanna see a sad sack laugh once in a while. See!!! homos are funny too.
February 23rd, 2006 at 2:54 pm
Anonymous 12:36…You’re right about only one thing…that is the deep s*** part…you’re full of it. I’ve said my bit to stand up for abused women. Now drop it! Get back to the good stuff.
February 23rd, 2006 at 3:09 pm
awesomesurvivor2u:
Quit with the sob story, you must be dumb as well as abused, there was no abuse in his comment which was more of a metephor than anything esle. I bettter define the word for you so you cannot comeback with some half thought out reply that only makes sense to you since have been hit so many times. A metephor is: ” a comparsion using the Words (LIKE) or (AS).” Please think things out before you submit comments like that! Besides you choose to read the blog just like the rest of us, if you dont agree with what people say, then simply turn off your computer and get to a womans rescue center.
February 23rd, 2006 at 3:15 pm
Smoke the peace pipe…chill out…let it go.
February 23rd, 2006 at 4:05 pm
Smoke the peace pipe
Is that another gay joke?
February 23rd, 2006 at 4:15 pm
No, but this is…
Attention All Heterosexual Men!
author unknown
Are you disillusioned by your lifestyle? Do you want more from life besides monster truck shows? Do Budweiser commercials confuse you? Are you tired of being a year behind in fashion? Do you wish you had a nice apartment like the ones you see on “Will & Grace”?
YOU ARE NOT ALONE! Act now, and you’ll be on your way to living a fabulous, glamorous life as a HOMOSEXUAL! We are now recruiting heterosexual men ages 18-65 to become homosexuals. Let us assist you in your transformation from bland to beautiful! We’ll give you all the steps you’ll need to be a happy fairy, such as:
* Drag Queen make-up tips!
* How to have sex with a man WITHOUT the six pack of beer!
* How to decorate with frills and throw pillows to brighten up any room!
* Essential Madonna and Cher records to own
* That tongue trick invented circa 1978 in some alley in NYC
* Ricky Martin’s fan club address
* Style and grooming tips NO self respecting gay would be without (hope you’re not too attached to that uni-brow)
* How to wear a G-string with poise and dignity (we’ll insert a few bucks to get you started)
* Finger-snapping lessons, and a dialect coach to assist in “gaylingo”
* Learn important historical dates, like: the year Donna Summer won her first Grammy, Barbra’s wedding anniversary, and the day Judy died!
ACT NOW AND YOU’LL RECEIVE A GOLD-PLATED CLOSET DOOR HINGE TO SYMBOLIZE YOUR FREEDOM!
Don’t delay any longer! Do you want to have more women hanging off you than when you were straight? Aren’t you tired of the snickers whenever you walk into a room?
Call 1-800-976-HOMO to BEGIN YOUR LIFE AS A FABULOUS FAG!!!
Call today. Operators are standing by . . . . .
February 23rd, 2006 at 4:18 pm
Okay, to show you I do have a sense of humor:
The Top 10 reasons why a handgun is better than a woman
#10 - You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s.
#9 - You can keep one handgun at home and have another for
when you’re on the road.
#8 - If you admire a friend’s handgun, and tell him so, he
will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7 - Your primary handgun doesn’t mind if you have a
backup.
#6 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you’re out of
ammo.
#5 - A handgun doesn’t take up a lot of closet space.
#4 - Handguns function normally every day of the month.
#3 - A handgun doesn’t ask “Do these new grips make me look
fat?”
#2 - A handgun doesn’t mind if you go to sleep after you
use it.
AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THAT A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A
WOMAN . . . You can buy a silencer for a handgun.
February 23rd, 2006 at 4:23 pm
All their lives, women are taught to giggle or laugh at a man’s joke, even when they don’t think it’s funny. A very bad thing to say about a girl is that she can’t take a joke, even if it involves abuse or insults. Good Girls are those who do what they’re told, and don’t support revolutionary causes like equal rights for women. Wanting to go to college, or to medical school after college, was, until recently, considered “showing off”, something else that Good Girls never do. Good Girls don’t draw attention to themselves.
On the other hand, there are men who laugh at women’s jokes when they understand them, or who allow women to laugh when they want to, not when they should laugh. One of the reason slapstick humor, like the Three Stooges, appeal to women far less than men is that women are more likely to console than laugh at anyone considered a victim.
February 23rd, 2006 at 4:41 pm
Ummm…. ya… what he/she said!
February 23rd, 2006 at 5:40 pm
Master Story Teller,
Just to clarify, a simile is a comparison of two things using “like or as.” A metaphore is comparing two things without the use of “like” or “as”
February 23rd, 2006 at 7:50 pm
Hahahaha… I remember last summer sitting in my boyfriend’s room and watching that spiderman video on his computer over and over and over all day long. Good times.
February 24th, 2006 at 8:10 am
Anonymous at 4:41
Yes thank you for correcting that, as soon as hit submit I hit my forhead over that one, was kinda hoping it would slide by, but they this group is much to smart for that. Any how no that we all know I am human and make mistakes lets make fun of someone to divert the attention away from me.
JK