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Honorable Mention

Posted on March 1st, 2006 by catalyst into the Lawsuits & Logo's category

We got a late entry for the logo contest; a kind of before and after logo.

Before I tithed:

logo_fun2.bmp

After I tithed:

logo_fun1.bmp

17 Comments To This Post

  1. Anonymous said:    

    The pictures are backwards! :-P

  2. Anonymous said:    

    Get rich scheme plus you don’t go to hell. Brilliant!!!

  3. financialblessings said:    

    Haven’t seen jiminy around lately. McDonalds must be having a blowout sale….somebody better call ahead and tell them to stock up on the quarter patties.

    I think the logos all sucked real bad. Nobody has any solutions, just problems around here.

    Catalyst…you need to let me start posting the big ones. The numbers are thinning out like a bitter ermerging-church parishioners bank statement. It’s a bad case of Malachiitis. There’s only one cure for that. TITHING!!!!! woo-hoo!!!!!!

  4. Reformed Pope said:    

    FB,

    I’m pretty sure that you are crazy, but whatever. Catalyst and I welcome your posts. IF you can do a better job than we can…have at it.

    Send us a post. If it doesn’t cross to many lines (Yes, we get to be the judge of that) we’ll put it up there.

    The one thing I’m surprised of is how you get away with spending so much time on our site while being up at CBC. Don’t you have work or school to get to??? And aren’t you afraid one of the pastors will walk in and see you?

  5. will the REAL anonymous please stand up said:    

    Censorship! Why can’t you just let FB post whatever he wants? If you say you’ll let him post, you should just let him post. Sounds a lot like pot-calling-the-kettle-black authoritarian bullshit to me.

  6. Henri The Amazing said:    

    will the REAL anonymous please stand up on March 1, 2006 at 6:21 pm said:

    Censorship! Why can’t you just let FB post whatever he wants? If you say you’ll let him post, you should just let him post. Sounds a lot like pot-calling-the-kettle-black authoritarian bullshit to me.

    Well, I can think of 2 reasons:

    1) Slander. Obviously nobody wants to get sued and lose.

    2) The guy is nuts. Who knows what he would put up, if unrestricted. It just wouldn’t be smart.

    I know catalyst and JP would be very happy if other people helped out and submitted some posts. I doubt they’ll censor (much), if at all. As long as it rings true in some small way, and is funny.

    Must. Be. Funny.

  7. will the REAL anonymous please stand up said:    

    Henri, I expected that kind of milquetoast response from you, you moron. (Do I hear Jiminy echoing your same pansy sentiments?) Pull your head out of JP’s ass and call this what it is: hypocritical cherry picking. Let FB post his thoughts in their entirety without censorship or wear the scarlet letter of the very thing everyone around here loves to pick on.

    And by the way, if everything has to be so funny, why the hell are the Morton’s posting ridiculous crap like “Logo Contest” and “Frank Facts”? That isn’t funny… it isn’t even mildly clever. It’s Steve Urkel at amateur comedy night. It’s Bea Arthur at clown college.

    To quote a classic movie, “If I wanted a joke I’d follow you into the john and watch you take a leak.”

  8. will the REAL anonymous please stand up said:    

    Oh, I forgot to mention one other thing:

    Slander? Slander is suddenly at the top of everyone’s list of concerns? Oh, how NOBLE! How great it must feel to be above slandering someone. How worthy of you to always take the low road! You’re a real Oprah Winfrey, you know that, Henri? Pat yourself on the back…

  9. Henri The Amazing said:    

    will the REAL anonymous please stand up on March 1, 2006 at 10:08 pm said:

    Oh, I forgot to mention one other thing:

    Slander? Slander is suddenly at the top of everyone’s list of concerns? Oh, how NOBLE! How great it must feel to be above slandering someone. How worthy of you to always take the low road! You’re a real Oprah Winfrey, you know that, Henri? Pat yourself on the back…

    Well, freedom of speech only goes so far before it runs into the law. I don’t think it’s in catalyst’s or PJ’s desire to get themselves arrested over…. a blog.

    If you have a problem with the way this blog operates, then go set up your own… then you’ll be free to post whatever you want about whomever you want. Heck, I’ll even give you web hosting if you want it. ;-)

    “Cherry picking” is at the blog owners discretion… Don’t like it? Then go be the owner of your own blog.

    :)

    BTW - I think the logo contest and the whole logo thing is funny.

  10. Anonymous said:    

    will the REAL anonymous please stand up on March 1, 2006 at 6:21 pm said:

    Censorship! Why can’t you just let FB post whatever he wants? If you say you’ll let him post, you should just let him post. Sounds a lot like pot-calling-the-kettle-black authoritarian bullshit to me.

    I think you’re over-estimating the virtue of their motives…have you considered that it’s simply a case of “this their blog and they can do what they want with it”?

  11. JiminyCricket81 said:    

    12:19 Anon:

    Great point.

    This is a blog, people….no one outside the blog knows about it or really cares about it. It’s a microcosm, and in a way, it’s a dictatorship. That’s the whole point…don’t make it a moral issue. Also, may I point out that y’all are and have been completely free to say whatever you want in the comments section, and knowing as I do that some very active dialogues have happened in the comments, people are obviously reading them and paying attention. So, FB & co., here’s a tissue, and it’s time to stop your whining…your voice hasn’t been censored or silenced. Everyone is free here to make as big an ass out of themselves as they choose (as we’ve all proven on a number of occasions), and lots of faithful readers are still hanging on your every word. Do us all a favor and give up faux blog drama for Lent.

  12. anonymous when i want said:    

    when did it all become about attaching each other? i must have missed that one, and frankly i am glad i did. liked the blog much more when knives were not being thrown at each other.

  13. JiminyCricket81 said:    

    10:33 anonymous:

    Agreed.

  14. financialblessings said:    

    well well well,
    looks like we got ourselves a good ol’ fashioned punch up. Yippee yang!

    My hat goes off to ‘the real anonymous’. Watching you wax eloquent and undress Henri the amazing idiot was more fun than giving 20% instead of the usual 10 on Sunday!

    I’ll be emailing Cat and Pope a funny post as soon as I can. NWBC is coming up and I’ll be busy selling holy water and indulgences (in the form of hot new books).

    Jiminy why don’t you give up devouring half a cow a day for Lent.

    You could always hit up the Karma-Ceuticals store Catalyst and Pope have been spending hours at, trying frantically to find a band-aid for their broken little hearts.

  15. justin said:    

    FB:

    Lay off Jiminey Cricket. You can insult me and JP all you want, but stop with Jiminey.

    -Justin

  16. Larry Asplund said:    

    That’s the thing about satire, isn’t. It eventually comes back around like boomerang and bites you in the butt.

  17. City Business Church » Blog Archive » You know what rhymes with Satire? Fat Tire. …mmmmm… said:    

    […] And this morning our dear friend Larry Asplund broke his long silence and commented on the blog, noting my decision to ban Financial Blessings.  […]

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