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It is not by grace that one enters the kingdom of heaven, but by tithing.

- Damazio 3:16


A Break for the Holiday

Posted on April 12th, 2006 by Reformed Pope into the Seasonal category

City Business Church will not be holding its regular Sunday Celebration Service this week due to Easter. We feel that this time will be better spent allowing families to come together. As you may know, it takes many people to run a church of this size and our volunteer's deserve a break.  Please enjoy this holiday weekend and be sure to join us on April 23rd when we resume our Sunday Celebrations.

And don't forget to mail or drop off your tithe checks to:

City Business Church

c/o Frank Damazio

9200 NE Fremont

Portland, OR 97220

7 Comments To This Post

  1. Gong said:    

    Wow. that’s ridiculous.

  2. FICM said:    

    Gong on April 12, 2006 at 6:45 pm said:

    Wow. that’s ridiculous.

    You do realize he’s talking about the blog, right? City Bible Church would never miss a service (aka an opportunity to receive tithes).

  3. Reformed Pope said:    

    Except on Jesus’s Birthday. They don’t care about that one.

  4. catalyst said:    

    How old is Jesus anyway? Maybe after a while you just stop celebrating birthdays.

  5. jonah said:    

    Maybe because everybody’s broke by then and they know it?

  6. JJB said:    

    CBC didn’t hold Services on Christmas Day either. Should they treat the resurrection of Christ any different? Spend time with your earthly family instead of in corporate worship of the King.

  7. John444 said:    

    catalyst on April 13, 2006 at 8:43 am said:

    How old is Jesus anyway? Maybe after a while you just stop celebrating birthdays.

    The candles on His cake would cause a supernova.

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