10 Comments To This Post

1. Gong said:    
   April 27th, 2006 at 7:08 pm

   Oh man, that was great. I’m laughing so hard. LOLOLOLOL

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2. FICM said:    
   April 28th, 2006 at 7:38 am

   This was so over-the-top cheesy I couldn’t help but laugh. However, after researching this guy’s web site, you can’t help but get the impression that he’s trying to use this as a serious tool to motivate teenagers. And that’s REALLY sad. I admire his efforts to start a church that is unconventional, but someone needs to send him a clue (or two).

   From his bio @ http://whiteboydj.com/bio.html

   Dan spends much of his spare time taking walks with his lovely wife, Shannon, his only begotten son, Zion, and his baby girl, Azlan.

   I weep for his children.

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3. fedup95 said:    
   April 28th, 2006 at 9:30 am

   I weep for children

   That cracks me up.

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4. fedup95 said:    
   April 28th, 2006 at 9:32 am

   his

   sorry I’m a jackass

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5. John444 said:    
   April 28th, 2006 at 10:07 am

   Dont ever say “jackass”.

   Thank you,

   Jack

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6. magledon said:    
   April 28th, 2006 at 10:17 am

   almost as exclusive as Nazis but a little more accepted in our culture, sadly?

   this guy could be a reality TV star.

   ” what happens when a man, battling for the Lord’s cause comes up against…. a guy with a big fucking gun?
   Will he “Turn the other cheak”

   Or… use his big book as a shield?

   next Tues on TBN!

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7. Free From the Fatrix said:    
   April 28th, 2006 at 10:19 am

   all abou’ da ho hos gurlE

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8. pdxrn said:    
   April 28th, 2006 at 4:11 pm

   Where can I get some of that KJV bling?
   Zion and Azlan? Forget about weeping. Somebody call DHS.

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9. pdxrn said:    
   April 28th, 2006 at 4:13 pm

   And thank you, Catalyst, as always for entertaining me.
   Not since the real-life Romanian Napoleon Dynamite have I been so entertained.

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10. JiminyCricket81 said:    
    May 1st, 2006 at 11:37 am

    Is Azlan Christian rapper-ese for Aslan?

    Please, please tell me he didn’t do that for serious. Honest and truly, I almost wet my pants watching it.

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