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Oh, It’s the fam…

Posted on May 18th, 2006 by Reformed Pope into the About Us category
 It's hard to come up with positive things to write. I've tried, but it just isn't as easy as bitching about something. So I decided to take a more personal approach. I'm posting pictures of my children… to help show my softer side.

 There's this guy I don't like who saw me with my kids one day and said "You know, JP, seeing you with your kids totally gives me a different perspective of you". Which I translate to mean: "You know, Johnpaul, you're a huge ass, but seeing you with your kids makes me think there must be a nice side to you".

 

 We shall see, we shall see.

Aiden Aiden

Kendall Kendall
Brady Brady

5 Comments To This Post

  1. grandma said:    

    They are the cutest children I have ever seen. They look so bright and smart. What a blessing they must be.
    love,
    Grandma

  2. An Unscrupulous Man said:    

    That’s a fine looking bunch of future bloggers you got there, JP. ;)

  3. Peter McClain said:    

    It all depends upon the circumstance that “this guy” was in when he said it. Say he was one of the employees at your parent’s Subway on a Sunday afternoon while your kids were tearing the place apart. Then it would mean, “You know, JP, you’re an even BIGGER ass than I thought your were!”

  4. AmazingGrace said:    

    Damn! His comment makes me SURE I would have liked you had we known each other!

  5. Arcane Warrior said:    

    Three kids?

    Hmmmm….no wonder you spend so much time blogging.

    T. must be thrilled.

    Why the mug shots? Are you in some anti CBC witness protection po believe yrogram? Are the rumors true that “enforcers” hired from back east show up at your door if you don’t tithe for a month? Will they believe you if you said you paid cash?

    When you left CBC did the CBC MIB show up at your door? I invision you living in some basement of a dilapidated urban building, single light gently swaying overhead, praying your dial-up connection that you pirated off of the neighbors will allow you to keep blogging.

    OMG this blog has turned me into a conspiracy theorist. :-(

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