The Perfect Idiot
Posted on May 19th, 2006 by catalyst into the Uncategorized categoryI apologize for not posting this earlier. I have had an insane week at work and haven't been keeping up with the news. Thankfully, several readers forwarded me Pat Robertson's prediction that God is going to send mighty storms to America's Coast and possibly a Tsunami to the Pacific Northwest. (I guess God hasn't made up his mind yet about the Tsunami).
Here is Pat's prediction:
"If I heard the Lord right about 2006, the coasts of America will be lashed by storms," Robertson said May 8. On Wednesday, he added, "There well may be something as bad as a tsunami in the Pacific Northwest."
I think I speak for most Pacific Coast residents, when I ask Robertson to clarify this with the Lord. Because this is pretty big news, and I'd kind of like Pat Robertson to make sure he has heard the Lord right.
Trust me I understand, perhaps the Lord is speaking to Pat on an bad cellphone, or maybe he doesn't get reception up in Heaven. I don't know. But if Pat could just call God back on a landline, and make sure he heard everything correctly that would be great.
And I'm just thinking out loud here, but if Pat could maybe get a specific date and time for this Tsumani, that would be really helpful as well. So I would know when to head straight to Kansas.
Honestly though, this is the biggest bunch of BS I've ever heard. Why do people listen to Pat Robertson?
Update:
I'm really out of it. I see that Fezzik has already posted this link in the comment section. So here are some other great thoughts from our readers:
Fezzik: What strikes me about that article is last week I watched a History Channel special discussing tsunamis with focus on the topic of a tsunami hitting the Pacific Northwest, how they've struck every 250-300 years, how we're due for one soon, and the projected aftermath. Does Pat get his insights from God or Cable TV?
John444: You know, if God really wanted to get our attention, why use storms and tsunamis, when striking people with hemorrhoids is so much more effective … that's what He did to the Philistines when they stole the Ark and they couldn't return the Ark fast enough … Ya can run from storms and tsunamis, but ya can't run from hemorrhoids. 
pdxrn: I do NOT heart Pat Robertson
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May 19th, 2006 at 7:58 am
May the Lord send a tsunami to his bowels, to counter-balance the tsunami of BS from his mouth.
May 20th, 2006 at 9:28 pm
Wow,
Not having been to PBT or now CBC since the late 1980s, it would seem that much has gone awry. We are looking at Bible Colleges for my daughter and are considering PBC.
Is there anyone out there who can give a balanced discussion on this school and church?
Thanks
May 21st, 2006 at 5:56 am
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May 22nd, 2006 at 9:02 am
DinMich,
Please, please, please don’t send your daughter there. My parents did the same thing. I know I’m not very balanced on the issue, but there have to be better colleges for her to go to.
To tell you the truth, if she is in love with the Lord, and knows He has a plan for her life, I think you should send her to real college in the real world. She will learn so much more about how to reach people.
PBC is not what I thought it would be. I can’t even begin to tell you how they hurt me. Those people broke my heart (not in a good way), and they don’t even know it.
Well, I don’t want to sound like I’m crying, cause I’m not. But I just want you to know…………DON’T DO IT!!!!!!!
They fired all the good staff members anyway.
(to all my friends who read this blog; I’m glad I met you. But besides that…………)