Hill$ong
Posted on June 4th, 2006 by catalyst into the Uncategorized categoryCity Bible take heart… you're not the only one getting skewered.
Pasted below is a great link on youtube to a group called The Chaser Team. They are an Australian Satirical group and they do a great parody of Hillsong. It's classic. Check it out:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nj6G7MC85Rw
You know how much we love songs.
Money Lyric:
Praise the Lord for the cash I've got.
Praise him for my rolls royce and my yacht.
Serving God ain't hard with a credit card
Jesus Died so I could make a lot.
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June 4th, 2006 at 5:40 pm
“I’ve got all of heaven’s riches,
thanks to you stupid bitches”
That video is Hilarious. Hilarious.
June 4th, 2006 at 9:00 pm
Checkout the Hillsong website. The senior pastor and his wife look like a Vegas magician and his stage assistant.
June 5th, 2006 at 5:20 am
So now we have reduced this conversation to personal attacks? I really thought that this was about the rampant misuse of church funds or the miserly ways of the church membership?
June 5th, 2006 at 6:44 am
Why don’t you worry about the plank up your ass and not be so concerned with the spec up his.
June 5th, 2006 at 7:09 am
I have removed so much dimensional lumber that I was considering building my own church. Maybe if I keep at it I can produce multiple “campuses.”
How’s your church coming RP?
June 5th, 2006 at 9:23 am
Best line of the song, by far.
June 5th, 2006 at 12:14 pm
The video is great. You ought to send them your song titles, I bet they
would enjoy them.
June 5th, 2006 at 1:13 pm
I have specks up my ass?
June 5th, 2006 at 1:47 pm
Yeah, I felt a little weird writting that, but I thought the “plank up your ass” comment was worth it.
June 5th, 2006 at 4:06 pm
Im still laughing and I might need to take a nap when i’m finished laughing
June 5th, 2006 at 5:00 pm
Is there something about the Reformed Frank that we need to know. Maybe what he wants us to know? What exactly is your relationship with Locutus?
June 5th, 2006 at 5:11 pm
Would it have been better to say:
“Why don’t you worry about the plank up your ass and not be so concerned with the…”
or perhaps
“Why don’t you worry about the plank up your ass and not be so concerned with the stick up his”
I don’t know if it really matters. The one important constant is that damn plank.
June 5th, 2006 at 5:15 pm
Never met, but I can respect a guy who tells me the specks in my ass are showing.
June 5th, 2006 at 5:58 pm
Now that is 20/20 vision.
June 5th, 2006 at 6:02 pm
Well, not the only thing, you seem to have an anal preoccupation and a dislike for anyone who disagrees with you. Now who has a plank?
Come on, you can do better Reformed Frank. Boring. Where is that witty response birthed in BT wrath?
June 5th, 2006 at 10:11 pm
I cant get enough
June 5th, 2006 at 10:20 pm
have any of you seen the flash version on the site Hillsong website?
It’s like a very fat, drunk and high Rick Warren (yes he’s got the “Rush look)” flash>>>>>>
then it’s that old pissed off gentleman with his fat gripped fist in the air flash>>>
then it’s a ton of hands but they aren’t doing the salute very well
ick ick ick!