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Lady Liberty

Posted on July 6th, 2006 by catalyst into the Uncategorized category

Great article in the NYT about a megachurch in Memphis that feels Lady Liberty is missing a little something.

And evidently, that something is Jesus.

Money Quote:

At the pizza place next door, Amanda Houston pronounced the combination of the Statue of Liberty and Christianity "ridiculous," though her co-worker Landon Condit was far less critical: "I can't see anything wrong with it. This is the Bible Belt."

3 Comments To This Post

  1. Arcane Warrior said:    

    I would like to thank all who prayed for me while I was hospitalized. I am grateful. A new chapter has begun for me where His grace is more than sufficient and His power is perfected in my weakness. I won’t try to explain. I doubt Jacob could either as he limped off that mountain.

    Thanks and God bless.

  2. Chris Snethen said:    

    I’m sure that’s just what the French had in mind when they crated her up and shipped her over way back in the day. I wonder what would happen if I dared mention to a church member that the statue was a gift from France. I’d probably be better off telling them the Baby Jesus wasn’t white.

  3. Arcane Warrior said:    

    What? That thing came from the French? Jesus wasn’t white?

    Sure, next you’ll tell me the founding fathers weren’t all “born again” christians.

    I’m gonna’ have to pray through all of this.

    Please Chris, don’t disturb my gentle preoccupation of my othnocentric faith. It hurts, it hurts so deep.

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