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I bet they were 51

Posted on July 16th, 2006 by Reformed Pope into the Uncategorized category

Here's a link to a list of the 50 Most Influential Churches in America

http://12.163.122.165/JULY06top50.pdf

I wonder if Jonah's church made the list?

13 Comments To This Post

  1. An Unscrupulous Man said:    

    I’m real concerned about number 30.

  2. catalyst said:    

    As expected they’re all in the south.

  3. Living Life said:    

    I wonder if CBC is disappointed to not be on the list?

  4. Free From the Matrix said:    

    My hunch is that because CBC is not on this list, they dismiss the list as invalid, for whatever reasons they have conjured. Were they on this list, however, they would likely tout it as a highly credible document.

    Am I right or am I right?

  5. Peter McClain said:    

    Wow, that’s an incredibly diverse list! I counted 4 black pastors, no latino, and no women. Seriously? 92% of the most influential churches are run by white males?

  6. Free From the Matrix said:    

    Peter, one woman, actually. Sad, but not shocking, as are the other demographics.

  7. Reformed Pope said:    

    I don’t know what you are bothered about.

    After all Jesus was a white male.

  8. Mom said:    

    Reformed Pope on July 17, 2006 at 10:13 am said:

    I don’t know what you are bothered about.

    After all Jesus was a white male.

    How dare you RP?

    Where are your manners?

    I didn’t raise you to talk like this!

  9. Michael Mendenhall said:    

    Reformed Pope on July 17, 2006 at 10:13 am said:

    I don’t know what you are bothered about.

    After all Jesus was a white male.

    Where are your manners RP?

    You weren’t raised to talk like this!

    P.S. #12 is kinda hot.

  10. Christ Himself said:    

    After all Jesus was a white male.

    Actually, at this moment, and as far as you are concerned, I’m clear. But back in the day, I had a healthy tan.

    If you must know, I look more like Robert Powell than James Caviezel. That Franco Zeffirelli did such a nice job with the whole project. Mel Gibson is a real hack.

  11. MarcEstesMidLifeCrisis said:    

    Megachurches patting other megachurches on the back.

    The number 1 reason CBC didn’t make the list: “…they do not view themselves better than other churches” on page 2 of the pdf, second column. They were disqualified even before the list started.

  12. Reformed Pope said:    

    Nice pull Marc.

  13. Peter McClain said:    

    Sorry about that. Good catch FFTM. Apparently they tossed Paula a bone since it seems her church can’t even afford walls! But the largest outrage is that they completely snubbed Oregon! Wake up and smell the coffee from the little coffeeshop on the third floor of the mall attached to the church, people!!! This is an obvious backlash due to this blog and should be seen as a slight to everyone who frequents this site. I call for an embargo on all the churches on this list (except the ones from NYC, since New York rocks).

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