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I don’t think Jesus had red hair.

Posted on July 19th, 2006 by catalyst into the Uncategorized category

My college roomate Peter has found Christ's Daughter.  Her name is Kathleen McGowan and she's writing a novel about her life.

Money Quote:

But when it comes to McGowan's claims about her own bloodline (which she mentions in the novel's afterword), the publisher is treading lightly, with no plans to promote the author's personal story.

"It's an interesting back story, but we're marketing this fabulous novel," says Trish Todd, editor in chief at Touchstone, a division of Simon & Schuster.

Todd says she has no problem believing McGowan's claim that she descends from a marriage between Jesus and Mary Magdalene. "Yes, I believe her. Her passion and her mission are so strong, how can she not be?"

 

11 Comments To This Post

  1. Reformed Pope said:    

    That sounds great to me.

    It’s like Chris Porter from Last Comic Standing said last night. If you go to church every Sunday you have to believe everything they are saying; otherwise you’re just missing kick off.

    I'm just glad she's white.

  2. Michael Mendenhall said:    

    Reformed Pope on July 19, 2006 at 7:45 am said:

    That sounds great to me.

    It’s like Chris Porter from Last Comic Standing said last night. If you go to church every Sunday you have to believe everything they are saying; otherwise you’re just missing kick off.

    I'm just glad she's white.

    Thank God she is white!

    I love publisher’s. They have no guilt whatsoever.

    Is it just me or is the TEXT much larger than yeaterday?

    I like it.

  3. MarcEstesMidLifeCrisis said:    

    Well, she looks old enough to be Christ’s daughter.

  4. Michael Mendenhall said:    

    MarcEstesMidLifeCrisis on July 19, 2006 at 4:17 pm said:

    Well, she looks old enough to be Christ’s daughter.

    that’s so hilarious! lol

    like a raisin without a stylist.

  5. MarcEstesMidLifeCrisis said:    

    If she takes Communion, that’s like incest or something.

  6. Henri The Amazing said:    

    I’m pretty sure they have special hospitals for people who claim they Superman’s child/mother/grandma, no? Is this much different?

    If she had real “proof”, she would have revealed it. Nothing would sell her book faster then a controversy about actual “proof”. Instead, she’s just talking about “proof”. Blah. I don’t think so.

  7. superstar descendent said:    

    Of course she’s not a descendent of Jesus. Her name isn’t Kathleen Christ Superstar. All of Jesus’ descendents carried his name, such as Sarah Christ Superstar, Bubba Christ Superstar and Ted Turner Christ Superstar.

  8. B.T. Beauty said:    

    Hi…I’d be anxious to meet my half-sister. My mom is Mary Magdalene too. After her first husband’s death, she married my father, Napoleon Bonaparte. What a coincidence!

  9. june said:    

    Once when I was in Memphis Tennessee, I was driving down poplar ave on my way to the recording studio, when I saw a dark cloud form, and what took my attention to that cloud was that I was at the time very frightened of lightning and I though that cloud was a sign of a storm coming, so when I looked up the cloud was moving from behind a tree, just happen the light had changed so I waiting on it to turn back green and the cloud seemed to just come from behind that tree and as I looked at it I told my daughter maybe we should turn around and go back home, then as I continued to look at that cloud a man’s face was there and I ask my daughter do you see that, she said what and I said again look at that man’s face she said she couldn’t see the man, so he just went back behind the cloud and the cloud went behind the tree, so I said that something bad is going to happen this is a sign of something maybe a warning, so the next day I went out on my porch to get some fresh air about 8:00 that morning and a lady came running around the corner with no shoes on and saying lady please let me in a man has broken into my townhouse, so I was leary about letting her into my house so she said my sister is mary whom I knew she was from africa and the sister who came running around the corner had only been in this country 2 days, so I let her in and called her sister at work and told her what had happen she said let her stay there I will be there as soon as possible, there were police all over the place and swat because the man refused to come out so we were in the house all day until about 7:00 pm the police had to tear gas him out, but the face I saw in the cloud he had red hair shoulder length and he looked as though he was white with a red beard and red mustach, I saw the lord

  10. Locutus said:    

    Got period?

  11. John444 said:    

    Cool story, June. The Father has also warned me a few times before something tragic happens. One of the least pleasant things to happen, several times now, is word of knowledge of an impending death of a loved one. Not fun being the bearer of that news.

    So what’s going to the recording studio all about, June? Do tell!

    Jack

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