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David Phillips Email Address

Posted on August 10th, 2006 by Reformed Pope into the Uncategorized category

For those who haven't gotten this yet, Dave's email address is:

davidp@builtinsys.com

19 Comments To This Post

  1. Dave Phillips said:    

    What the heck are you doing, JP???!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

  2. Dave Phillips said:    

    I’m a moron.

  3. Dave Phillips said:    

    We need more masturbation threads.

  4. Locutus said:    

    I’m sending all my masturbation comments to your email address. Along with lots of business opportunities in Nigeria. You’re gonna be rich!

  5. Dave Phillips said:    

    My e-mail is davidp@builtinsys.com if you would like to continue off the blog.

    Call me at 1-408-847-0777, or visit http://www.builtinsys.com for all your security needs. :oops:

    Dave

  6. LoveMyLab said:    

    Hi David,

    I’m trying to recall if you are the same David I went to PBC with in 1978 til 1981.
    If I recall right you had strawberry blonde hair and were from Canada.

    I always thought it would be great fun and interest to know how us folks faired out from as PBC graduates.

    If anyone out there went to PBC in that time frame. Let’s chat.

    My former names:
    Laura Zmuda
    Laura Leggett
    Now: Laura Fouts

    After reading those names it could appear I’ve in the witness protection program!

  7. Trixi said:    

    Laura,
    I know you - didnt go to PBC then but I think we were in the same homemeeting - oh what memories.

    How can I get in touch with you and chat?

    since family still goes to CBC I want to remain private here - any options?

  8. LoveMyLab said:    

    HI Trixi,

    Thanks for responding! I’d love to chat!

    I work at Nordstrom’s Clackamas TownCenter @ the MAC counter. Franks daughter works in BP area. I see Sharon frequently. I’ve run into SO many folks from BT. It’s been a blast. WE all have a history together, a bonding so to speak. Some folks I never wanted to see again I’ve run right smack into. God has a snese of humor!

    I’ll leave my work #. When we speak I’ll give you my Home & e-mail adress.
    I am going on vacation from Aug 14 til the 23rd.

    Hope to hear from you.

    503-652-1810 ask for the MAC counter.

    See Ya,
    Laura

  9. Dave Phillips said:    

    LoveMyLab,
    Sorry, I think you have the wrong guy. I think you might be thinking of the Emergency Medical Technician guy at CBC whose name is David Phillips as well. He’s the guy with the deep voice that gets up during services and prophesizes-es-es (SP???) reall dramatic like. I was 2 years old in ‘78. I went to PBC from ‘94-’98 and I hail from California. I have brown hair, blue eyes, a stunning athletic physique. I like to read books and take long walks on the beach. I also like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain.

    (J/K)

  10. Dave Phillips said:    

    I have brown hair, blue eyes, a stunning athletic physique.

    Confession time - I’m convicted about the statement above.

    The fact is, I have NO hair, one brown and one green eye, and have to wear a sweat suit all the time because I can’t find clothes to fit me.

    Ah. That feels better. Confession is SO good for the soul.

    Dave

  11. LoveMyLab said:    

    Dave,

    Reads like an add for a Guy looking for Girl in the Wilamette Weekly.

    You know what? I love the fact you folks are genuine and have a sense of humor and you folks are intelligently thought provoking.

    Laura Fouts

  12. Dave Phillips said:    

    I like to read books and take long walks on the beach. I also like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain.

    Great - thanks to Laura, I’m now convicted about the statement above.

    The truth is, I haven’t read a book in 10 years … I’ve worn out a dozen remote controls for my big-screen TV. Walks on the beach are impossible - the last time I did those Greenpeace goons descended on me and set up a perimeter to protect me from Japanese Whalers. I do like Pina Coladas - by the picher, through a 1″ PVC pipe. As for the rain - I’m a natural umbrella and wind break for anyone within 10 feet of me.

    If not for ‘Dragon Naturally Speaking’ (I can’t reach a keyboard), I wouldn’t be able to communicate with you all.

    And BT Beauty, I confess that I’m the real reason the balcony swayed.

    Dave

  13. ChurchGirl said:    

    Are you a comedian? You SHOULD be… ROTFL

  14. Dave Phillips said:    

    Just for the record….some jack asses are writing in my name. That’s okay though; Payback is a bitch, JP.

  15. Dave Phillips said:    

    Did I mention I’m a cross-dresser?

  16. B.T. Beauty said:    

    “And BT Beauty, I confess that I’m the real reason the balcony swayed.”

    -Dave

    Okay, so was Dave the man in the pretty pink tutu and the army boots doing the wave in the balcony while chugging a six-pack and leading a conga line? Oh, whoops…that was one of the church leaders. Sorry!

  17. Reformed Pope said:    

    Payback is a bitch?

  18. Dave Phillips said:    

    That’s right, JP.

    Even though I am the moron who posted my email address (which doubles as my ‘passwod’ on this blog), in this post, I still blame you for pointing it out.

    I’m just glad more people haven’t figured out that by entering my “name” and “email” address, ANYONE can post under my name.

    No thanks to you, JP. :P

  19. Locutus said:    

    And I’m sure no one noticed that you work in the security business. I feel safer.

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