Thanks for the rousing intro, Catalyst, and for the 1400 page manual "Better Blogging: The Morton Guide to Mockery".
Lesson 1: Make your first post count really saved my bacon! Here I had planned a funny and amusing post to break the ice, when according to the manual, I should stick with serious mockery, or risk losing the respect and interest of the readers.
And so, without further adieu, it is my privilege to introduce the newest training video from those Pontificating Professors at PBC:
Know Your Bible with Master Bobby Fujitsu
Sam