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Can he abolish that ridiculous pointy hat as well?

Posted on October 16th, 2006 by catalyst into the Uncategorized category

The pope is going to eliminate limbo. No, not the dance. Though while he's out abolishing things, he might as well eliminate that as well. No, the Pope is going to eliminate that special place between heaven and hell. Limibo is where you go if you die, and God can't make up His mind. Or as the article puts it:

The church has held that before the 13th Century, all unbaptised people, including new born babies who died, would go to hell. This was because original sin - the punishment that God inflicted on humanity because of Adam and Eve's disobedience - had not been cleansed by baptism.

This idea however was criticised by Peter Abelard, a French scholastic philosophiser, who said that babies who had no personal sin didn't even deserve punishment.

It was Abelard who introduced the idea of limbo. The word comes from the Latin "limbus", meaning the edge. This would be a state of existence where unbaptised babies, and those unfortunate enough to have been born before Jesus, would not experience pain but neither would they experience the Beatific Vision of God.

If you ask me, God just needed limbo as a place to hide unbaptized children from Catholic priests. Hmmm, maybe that's why the pope is eliminating it? 

(Thanks to reader JT for this.)

One Comment To This Post

  1. John444 said:    

    Pope: … it has always been only a theological hypothesis

    Nevertheless, it was TAUGHT. And the impact of that teaching?

    … caused untold misery to the millions of parents whose children have died without being baptised.

    So what should the church do?

    … Pope John Paul II asked the commission to come up with “a more coherent and enlightened way” of describing the fate of such innocent babes.

    But why?

    … the notion of limbo … simply doesn’t wash with people …

    So?

    [the teaching] … could be hindering the Church’s conversion of Africa and Asia, where infant mortality rates are high… and the “Pope … is only too aware that Muslims believe the souls of stillborn babies go straight to heaven”.

    Ah. An unfavorable market reaction so the teaching is discontinued in favor of a Muslim teaching. And since it was only ever a theological hypothesis, no need to apologize for a false doctrine for 2000 years and the mental anguish inflicted on millions.

    I love it. :roll:

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