My roomate just sent me the following fictional article about how ultra-mega churches operate.
Funny snip:
Grande Church stands out even further as the only ultra-mega church to include in their new worship center the "luxury boxes" that have become popular in national sports venues.
"We have several members of significant means," Reussi said. "You really have to in order to build a worship center like this. Our Dunamis Boxes thank and honor those who really made this worship center possible."
Read the whole thing. It's fantastic, and yet, sadly true.
Since they’re obviously copying the NFL, do they plan to add beer vending?
Imagine doing the WAVE for Jesus!
I always wondered why CBC doesn’t do this! The views from the 3rd-floor control booths are awesome. Plus, you can talk and eat snacks without anyone telling you to shut up.
Question: does anyone think that CBC made a mistake building those domes? It was a big fad in the ’90s (supposed to save money), but now nobody is making them anymore. If they were to start over, what kind of building should they build? Triple-decked auditorium with luxery boxes? Or how about a drive-in sanctuary, orginized by vehicle make and model (Lexus in front, Buicks in back). You could have ushers come by on roller skates with the tithing buckets. My favorite would be a downtown stadium with a retractable roof. You know, so the sounds of worship could freely echo out and keep people from thinking we were all about money or something.
Izzit just me, or does the pastor in the cartoon look just a wee bit gay?
Or fat? Or pompous with a puffed chest?
Valet parking, with mandatory tipping donations, is undoubtably next…
Valet parking was already instituted at the city church in kirkland- and for only $5 (given to pay the endentured servants…um i mean internship)