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Catalyst spotted in NH

Posted on December 11th, 2006 by Samaritan into the Uncategorized category

For anyone who thinks I was joking about Catalyst and his beer, I spotted this on Yahoo . While there is NO concrete evidence it was our Catalyst in the story below, whoever did it, left his calling card: 

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PLAISTOW, N.H. - A homeowner said Friday that whoever stole the baby Jesus from his manger scene was disrespectful by replacing it with an empty beer can. Bob Chooljain said that the Jesus figure was stolen from the manger scene on Wednesday night.

Chooljain said that he made the nativity scene more than three decades ago with his children.

"It's something we kind of did together," he said.

"You just wonder, what was in the person's mind that actually did that? What was the reason for it? Why leave the beer can? What's the connection?" said Chooljain, doesn't want to press charges.

Wooden cutouts of sheep and cows remain; only two of the three wise men stand on either side of the manger. Chooljain said the third was stolen eight years ago.

Chooljain said he will replace the illuminated figure with another doll for the time being.

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So sad. Sam 

4 Comments To This Post

  1. Reformed Pope said:    

    The baby Jesus?

    Seriously Justin, get a grip.

  2. Jona Giammalva said:    

    Somebody is getting coal in his stocking.

  3. don't deserve it said:    

    You don’t deserve coal!

  4. Locutus said:    

    don’t deserve it on December 12, 2006 at 11:09 pm said:

    You don’t deserve coal!

    I love it when Mama Morton shows up to post.

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