Matching Game
Posted on December 21st, 2006 by Reformed Pope into the Uncategorized categoryJust to help show that we are not above mocking ourselves (and since my posts are boring ever since I turned over this new leaf) I’d like to play a game. I call this game Match the Morton (btw, the "t" is only silent if you are living in Corsica)
First I will list a Morton moment and and then underneath I’ll list some Morton names to match to the Moment. Let's play MATCH THE MORTON.
First the Moment:
1. Thinks the closet (or dishwasher) is the bathroom
2. Passed out and pissed pants (and car)
3. Nickname is Jona-not-so-thin
4. Fainted during sex-ed class
5. Grew up thinking he was cow (named Besse)
6. Also pissed pants (while trying to puke)
Then the Morton:
A. Jesse
B. Sharon
C. Justin
D. Johnpaul
E. Jonathan
F. Joel
Yes, there are a lot of passing out and pissing one’s self (or closet) stories in the Morton family. None of us will deny how trashy this really is. My apologies to Sharon…you really don't deserve this.
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December 22nd, 2006 at 9:01 am
My guesses:
1 - F
2 - D
3 - E
4 - B
5 - A
6 - C
If my kids were like you guys they wouldn’t be allowed to drink water, especially at home. How many times has your mom had to have the carpet replaced?