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Thrive Tickets

Posted on January 8th, 2007 by catalyst into the City Boobie Church category

Our office has just received several front row tickets to the THRIVE '07 Conference at City Bible.

Pasted below is a copy of the ticket.

Print out the ticket, and present it to the Usher. He will direct you to your seat in the the front of the auditorium, where the Holy Spirit will be pouring out his love on the rich and powerful.

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Hat Tip (Jack & Chris)

3 Comments To This Post

  1. Kevin said:    

    Wow, I thought you were exaggerating about the prices for the conference! I checked out their website, and it really is $100.00! And if you want parking, they charge you $20.00 - how nice!

    Also, what’s up with the free iPod giveaway on their website? Maybe the Robert’s have anointed it with oil or something…?

  2. Chris Snethen said:    

    Print out the ticket, and present it to the Usher.

    Just say you printed it at home and I bet they’d let you in.

  3. North by Northwest said:    

    Too funny if only it weren’t so true. You made my day once again!

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