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It is not by grace that one enters the kingdom of heaven, but by tithing.

- Damazio 3:16


Archive for March, 2007

Quote for the Day

Posted on March 2nd, 2007 by catalyst into the City Boobie Church category

I just think it would be wise, if we would stop, stand in the gap, build a hedge and turn the tide. Can I hear an amen?

- Frank Damazio exhorting the congregation in his sermon last week.

The Price of Popularity

Posted on March 1st, 2007 by catalyst into the About Us category

Due to the overwhelming success of our blog, we exceeded our monthly bandwidth yesterday. (I had to look up "bandwidth" on wikipedia to even know what that meant.)

Amazingly, we're averaging about a 10% increase in readership every month. (You people really need to get a life.) 

And since our blog hosting service is given to us by a generous benefactor, we're kind of just going with the flow. So if this increase in readership keeps up, expect us to be dark in March as well. (And then I'm going to Vegas.)

Anyway… I thought about asking for contributions to help keep the site going, but…

A) That's kind of lame.

B) It's kind of hypocritical, since we rip on CBC for always asking for money. 

and C) I would just spend it on beer anyway, so what's the point.

As always, thanks for reading. And please stop mentioning the blog to your friends, we can't afford the popularity.