For those wondering just exactly how big a pain in the ass City Business Church is:
When Googling the following names, here is where our little website pops up:
City Bible Church - 9
Frank Damazio - 6
Marc Estes – 4
Jack Louman - 1
Ken Malmin – 2
Doug Lasit - 6
Dougie Lasit - 1
I'm not sure whether to be proud or embarrassed…it's taken 2 long years of CBC bashing to work our way to the front page of all these searches…of course, at this point, I can't help but think we've made our point…I guess what they say is true, we really don't have much of a life.
Good Times, Good Times.
Let’s try and get listed for misspellings, too.
FRANK DIMAZIO
FRANK DEMAZIO
FRANK DAMAZO
PASTOR FRANK
I WANT TO BE LIKE PASTOR FRANK DAMAZIO
There.. that should do the trick.
Henri, Don’t forget:
FRANK DIMARZIO
Now all my metal-head friends looking to sound like Yngwie Malmsteen with a trio of DIMARZIO rails will find this page!
Hey, maybe FICM can do a little Photoshop job on Yngwie and turn Frank into a real shred-head.
What about Dumazio?
You’re also #1 for “Pastor Hank” and “Hank Damazio” so keep up the good work!
Dumb Ozzy? Oh!
Sharon!!!
What a coincidence their wives share the same name.
Hmm… that gives me an idea for a parody song…
My above Ozzy comment inspired me to create another parody song.
Tither Man (to the tune of Iron Man)
Has he lost his mind
Can he see or is he blind
He gives ten percent
But he cannot pay the rent
Is he alive or dead
Has he thoughts within his head
He sits like a stone
He’s just another tithing drone
He was asked for gold
To become a member of the fold
To prevent the curse
He must empty out his purse
Damazio wants him
He just stares at the screen
Pledging his income
For new carpets that are green
Now the time is here
To give up all that he holds dear
Blessings from above
Thinking he can buy God’s love
Jack Louman wants him
To give until it hurts
Nobody helps him
He recites a giving verse
Heavy heart of lead
His creditors fill him full of dread
Giving as much as he can
He’s just another Tither Man!
You are #6 for “Judah Smith”
Hi Mortons, et al:
Just to let you know for anyone who is interested, I am looking for good personal uplifting stories for my new website. I am also looking for quality links, entertaining links, great schools, books, anything on the topic of “Spiritual Formation.” My pub is called, “Spirit Formation Today Online” and the address is:
http://www.Spiritformation.org
Thanks. LT
We aren’t even in the top 50 for “Larry Taylor” searches…
So here’s a good personal uplifting story:
A little over 2 years ago, I’m sitting at home kind of bored. When my brother calls me and we start talking about setting up a website to discuss a certain greedy large-breasted church. The church gets wind of this website and threatens to call our parents. This gives us both incredible enjoyment. A year goes by, and the church decides to threaten us with a lawsuit. As you can imagine, hilarity ensues.
Now two years later, everytime I think of said greedy large-breasted church, I start laughing. My boredom is gone and has been replaced with a merriment only the Lord can bring.
Amen.
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Hi LT. Hey, if you want some free web hosting, I’d be happy to help out. http://www.etwebhosting.com is my company. (We host this blog.) Let me know if you’re interested.
Cheers!
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Thanks Henri, I may take you up on that some day. Right now, I’m so cheap that I did my own web design with Yahoo help. Someday when I grow up I may want to pretend I’m a real website designer and then I’ll need the savings…But, I would appreciate any feedback or constructive criticism.
After watching this site for a while, I realize I’m not ready to manage a Blog site…whew! Looks like too much work. LT
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Thanks Cat,
I would never take anything away from your creative genius originating this blog site; my wife and I check it out from time to time just as an antidote to religious cynicism. But I want to keep my site tracking in a somewhat more general direction. I may offer some short essays that address some of the same things you touch on, but I’m not after the the Boobs on the Hill. Speaking…someone should write a song for babyboomers to the tune of “The Fool on the Hill.” LT
I found this interesting
http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/04/04/martin.jesus/index.html