Tither Man
Posted on April 4th, 2007 by Reformed Pope into the Songs that mock categoryI love a good song parody. Thank you FICM for this wonderful song.
Tither Man (to the tune of Iron Man)
Has he lost his mind
Can he see or is he blind
He gives ten percent
But he cannot pay the rent
Is he alive or dead
Has he thoughts within his head
He sits like a stone
He's just another tithing drone
He was asked for gold
To become a member of the fold
To prevent the curse
He must empty out his purse
Damazio wants him
He just stares at the screen
Pledging his income
For new carpets that are green
Now the time is here
To give up all that he holds dear
Blessings from above
Thinking he can buy God's love
Jack Louman wants him
To give until it hurts
Nobody helps him
He recites a giving verse
Heavy heart of lead
His creditors fill him full of dread
Giving as much as he can
He's just another Tither Man!
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April 6th, 2007 at 6:42 am
I wonder if the lack of comments here is because no one is willing to admit that they have ever listened to Black Sabbath?
April 6th, 2007 at 7:16 am
I’ll be honest. I didn’t recognize the song.
Is it good? Is it worth 99 cents off of I-Tunes?
April 6th, 2007 at 7:24 am
I’ll save you a buck.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EBSGnYhDFM
It’s funny now to look back and see a relatively tame song/video that gave people such a scare back in the day. They were just a bunch of drug-addled hippies rocking out. hehe
April 6th, 2007 at 7:46 am
Really, FICM! Need you ask? Maybe I’ll punt your lyrics over to my Vjam buddies and we’ll work it up for you. No promises though, they still haven’t worked up my “Blessed be the Guy Who Tithes” parody nor my “I Want My Own IC” parody.
April 6th, 2007 at 7:46 pm
I still listen to Sabbath on occasion, but they don’t really do it for me. I guess seeing Ozzy putter around the house chasing tiny dogs and picking up their shit kind of took a bit of the aura away.
April 12th, 2007 at 8:52 am
Once again I would like to call to anyone’s(who wants to see) attention to what I percieve as one great example of the internal destruction of the Christian Church in action.
Tune in again to TBN, channel 20, 24/7, and you can see all those barking dogs in their very expensive suits, fleecing the mostly vulnerable elderly citizens stuck at home with no other christian fellowship accessible to them.
Then there are all the others. It’s hard to believe so many people can be so unaware or don’t want to believe what is happening with all that money they send to TBN preachers(?)(fleecers)?.
During this Praise-a-thon series they are saying that for a minimum donation of $700, God will pour out all the treasures on Heaven upon them.
Whow!! What an envestment! But you must run to your phone right now and make that donation call. That’s before you have a chance to think long enough to realize just how nieve and stupid those preachers(?)(fleecers)(?) take us all for.
Afer watching TBN for about ten minutes, or less, I couldn’t take it anymore. I concluded that that display was probably the most discusting and ungodly, and unscriptual indictment against the Church in modern times. After my walk with the Lord for several years, I am to the place I just don’t know for sure what happened to the church. I don’t know what to think. I do know this. Ungodliness, coupled with greed for money and the accumulation of great wealth at the expense of those who put their trust in preachers(?) does not = A Christ Centered Church!! OK! Enough!
Thank You For Your Time
Oh! One more thing.
Imagine if you will, the CEO Of CBC and his faithful junior execs gathering around together in their jammies and a good cup of coffee. Each one has his yellow legal pad and pen in hand. They intensely watch so as not to miss any great ideas and taking notes. The subject: TBN Money Raising Schemes 101. Ssshh! Don’t laugh too loud. Don’t want to disturb their consentration.