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If you wanted to be God…

Posted on May 8th, 2007 by catalyst into the Uncategorized category

which God would you be.

(Thanks Chris)

12 Comments To This Post

  1. Reformed Pope said:    

    Turns out I am a Goddess…who would have thought.

    You are the Goddess Bast. You are quiet and calm, but when need be, you are firm and fierce. You are full of love, and you always care. People often come to you for advise or guidance, and you willingly give it. Congatulations!! You are Goddess!!

    I thought it interesting that you could end up “The Christian God” or “Jesus” but they were different…I think “The Christian God” is another was of saying “Prosperity”.

  2. catalyst said:    

    Turns out I am a Goddess…who would have thought.

    Actually, that explains a lot.

  3. Reforming Heathen said:    

    You are Budha. You are a very peaceful person, you love all who love you. You are a cheerful personality, and you have a great sense of humor. Congratulations!! You are Budha!!

    Ah-HAHAHAHA!!

    Wrong.

  4. anna said:    

    There wasn’t a category for me — I get to be my own god. Does this mean I’m mormon?

  5. WTFWJD said:    

    Huh. Nailed it.

    Your Result: You are your own God or Goddess

    Sorry to say, i have no answer that fits you. You are your very own person, and you like to do things your own way.

  6. WTFWJD said:    

    anna on May 8, 2007 at 5:42 pm said:

    There wasn’t a category for me — I get to be my own god. Does this mean I’m mormon?

    Nah. We’ll just start our own.

  7. Reforming Heathen said:    

    anna on May 8, 2007 at 5:42 pm said:

    There wasn’t a category for me — I get to be my own god. Does this mean I’m mormon?

    Only if you’re a man.

    You get your own planet, too.

  8. Locutus said:    

    You are Budha.

    Guess that explains the gut.

  9. Samaritan said:    

    Yoda, you are. (Whoops! Wrong survey!) ;)

  10. Checkmarks said:    

    You are the Goddess Bast. You are quiet and calm, but when need be, you are firm and fierce. You are full of love, and you always care. People often come to you for advise or guidance, and you willingly give it. Congatulations!! You are Goddess!!

    Hey I got the same one.

  11. Anonymous said:    

    Your Result: The Christian God

    You are the Holy Lord. You are the shepherd and those that follow you are your lambs. You are kind and patient, but when need be, you are vile and creul. You are often asked for advise or wisdom, and you willingly give it. Congratulations!! You are God!!

    (Followed close second with Jesus, and the god Zeus in 3rd place.)

    Hey, mind your manners. God posts on this board!

  12. Grey Sheep said:    

    Your result: The Christian God

    He said I was created in His image. I guess he didn’t lie! Funny that Budha and Satan were 3rd and 6th behind “The Christian God.”

    What a screwy quiz!

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