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Posted on May 8th, 2007 by catalyst into the Uncategorized category
May 8th, 2007 at 11:06 am
Turns out I am a Goddess…who would have thought.
I thought it interesting that you could end up “The Christian God” or “Jesus” but they were different…I think “The Christian God” is another was of saying “Prosperity”.
May 8th, 2007 at 11:25 am
Actually, that explains a lot.
May 8th, 2007 at 4:42 pm
You are Budha. You are a very peaceful person, you love all who love you. You are a cheerful personality, and you have a great sense of humor. Congratulations!! You are Budha!!
Ah-HAHAHAHA!!
Wrong.
May 8th, 2007 at 5:42 pm
There wasn’t a category for me — I get to be my own god. Does this mean I’m mormon?
May 8th, 2007 at 5:47 pm
Huh. Nailed it.
May 8th, 2007 at 5:48 pm
Nah. We’ll just start our own.
May 8th, 2007 at 5:49 pm
Only if you’re a man.
You get your own planet, too.
May 8th, 2007 at 7:13 pm
You are Budha.
Guess that explains the gut.
May 8th, 2007 at 7:37 pm
Yoda, you are. (Whoops! Wrong survey!)
May 8th, 2007 at 10:50 pm
You are the Goddess Bast. You are quiet and calm, but when need be, you are firm and fierce. You are full of love, and you always care. People often come to you for advise or guidance, and you willingly give it. Congatulations!! You are Goddess!!
Hey I got the same one.
May 9th, 2007 at 2:18 am
Your Result: The Christian God
You are the Holy Lord. You are the shepherd and those that follow you are your lambs. You are kind and patient, but when need be, you are vile and creul. You are often asked for advise or wisdom, and you willingly give it. Congratulations!! You are God!!
(Followed close second with Jesus, and the god Zeus in 3rd place.)
Hey, mind your manners. God posts on this board!
May 9th, 2007 at 12:22 pm
Your result: The Christian God
He said I was created in His image. I guess he didn’t lie! Funny that Budha and Satan were 3rd and 6th behind “The Christian God.”
What a screwy quiz!