10 Good Reasons to Tithe

  1. Frank had to wear the same suit 2 Sunday's in a row.
  2. God promised to save 1000 souls IF we upgrade to High Definition Jumbotrons.
  3. Now that we're in NY and DC, we're opening a campus in Zurich.
  4. The franchise fee for Starbuck's has doubled in the last year.
  5. The boob church needs a roofectomy.
  6. With the expansion to other countries we need our own satellite.
  7. And a rocket to launch it.
  8. It takes a lot of clams to buy so many yes-men.
  9. Gini needs to see a podiatrist.
  10. We want to send Judah to finishing school.

4 thoughts on “10 Good Reasons to Tithe

  1. 11. CBC needs to remodel the sanctuary again.
    12. Judah needs a new watch.
    13. Frank wants to buy a Lexus instead of leasing one.
    14. Black Butte vacation is coming and someone needs to pay for it.
    15. CBC wants a new logo designed as someone perverted their original one.

  2. Neh 10:29 all these now join their brothers the nobles, and bind themselves with a curse and an oath to follow the Law of God given through Moses the servant of God and to obey carefully all the commands, regulations and decrees of the LORD our Lord.

    It is horrendous misuse of God’s Word to treat the blessings and curses associated with tithing as if they are not identical to those of the entire Mosaic Law. Nehmeiah’s audience was Malachi’s audience.

    You cannot tithe and break the rest of the Law and be blessed.
    It does not work that way. Tithe-teachers deceive.

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