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Going to Church to Watch TV

Posted on June 14th, 2007 by catalyst into the The City Church category

A weekly alternative newspaper in Seattle called The Stranger reviewed 20 churches in Seattle.  Here are their thoughts on the City Church.

City Church, Belltown

2700 First Ave

Sunday services: 9:30 am, 11:30 am

www.thecity.org

How do you run a four-campus megachurch with just two pastors? Hold one service and simulcast the video at all the others.

That's the operating principle behind City Church, which has campuses in Belltown, University District, Issaquah, and Kirkland. Every Sunday, in other words, City Church's thousands of members get together… to watch TV.

This can, for obvious reasons, be disorienting for a newcomer. At Sunday's 11:30 a.m. Belltown service, it took me a few minutes to figure out that the woman onscreen (Pastor Gini, a slim blonde in a hot-pink suit with white piping) was not, in fact, in the room. Weirder still, the virtual pastors could see their audiences around the city. As in watch on monitors. As in, "Stand up, Belltown! I can see you!"

Like many megachurches, City Church's canon is Fundamentalist and dogmatic. They believe Adam and Eve existed, literally; they think God created the world in seven days around 6,000 years ago; they think Satan is real and lives in a fiery place called Hell; and you can probably guess how they feel about the gays.

City Church's Fundamentalism, however, probably isn't the reason most of its members have chosen to go there. It's a friendly, laid-back, nonchurchy environment (no band; no organ; and certainly no icky crucifixes)—the kind of church, in other words, popular among urban youth. When Pastor Judah, a beaming thirtysomething with heavily styled hair and hipsterish horn-rimmed glasses, made a particularly salient point (this Sunday's sermon was about Saul, who drew the wrath of God when he saved the spoils of battle to sacrifice instead of destroying them) half the room raised their right hands (yeah, like that) and shouted. "Come on, come on!" "Tell it!" "That's right!"

City Church is thus the ultimate intersection of religion and technology: A closed feedback loop between pastor and flock.

A much kinder review than this blog has ever given.

(Tip of the cap to vacationing Chris Snethen.)

8 Comments To This Post

  1. Former Inner Circle Member said:    

    If I’m going to church to watch TV, why can’t I do that from home? If the pastors are too busy or important to actually show up at my church (or train other pastors do the job), then why should I?

    Just think - I could Tivo/DVR the service, sleep in til noon, and skip the tithe commericals offering. When Judah starts rambling about showers or watches I can hit the 30 second jump button a few times and get back on topic. I’ll bet I could shorten church to 20 minutes that way.

    For more fun, you could play a CC-TV drinking game. Any time someone says the word “tithe”, “money”, or “prosperity” you have to take a drink. Quoting Malachi 3 requires you to down the whole beer. If I were to do that, I’m sure I would finally get slain in the spirit!

  2. WTFWJD said:    

    That’s great: The CC-TV Drinking Game! I’ll try it with a podcast!

  3. I graduated from City Bible Collage, so I can now be an ass! said:    

    at least they could serve popcorn *shrugs*

  4. I graduated from City Bible Collage, so I can now be an ass! said:    

    WTFWJD on June 15, 2007 at 1:48 pm said:

    That’s great: The CC-TV Drinking Game! I’ll try it with a podcast!

    Oh my!!! I want to try that!

  5. WOW said:    

    I graduated from City Bible Collage, so I can now be an ass! on June 25, 2007 at 3:15 pm said:

    WTFWJD on June 15, 2007 at 1:48 pm said:

    That’s great: The CC-TV Drinking Game! I’ll try it with a podcast!

    Oh my!!! I want to try that!

    I’ve already tried it and it works great!

  6. jb said:    

    lifechurch.tv
    one of the biggest churches in America…11 campuses where the Pastor appears only on the screen.

  7. Doug Broke My Leg said:    

    ew

  8. anna Litical said:    

    Lazy mans way of not preparing food for the sheep!

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