Christian Pick Up Lines
Posted on November 16th, 2007 by catalyst into the Christian Pop Culture categoryFrom the Facebook group, I Appreciate Christian Pick Up Lines.
Here are some of the best:
1) "nice bible."
2) "is this pew taken?"
3) "im a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am."
4) ''you put the 'cute' back in persecution…''
5) "so, my parents are home, you wanna come over?"
6) "welcome to the christian family… the only family where brothers and sisters can marry each other"
7) "i'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman…"
8) "im interested in full time ministry, and not only that… i also play the guitar."
9) "i'm pretty much considered an elder in the congregation these days"
and my absolute favorite…
10) "look, you're nearly 22. most christians are 3 years into marriage by now… just settle for me."
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November 16th, 2007 at 7:33 am
Wow - you’re smokin’ hot in that lace jumper.
November 17th, 2007 at 2:45 am
LOL. Thanks, cat.
That’s some funny stuff. You definitely have a gift.
I think number 5 is the best. Then, when you get her home to your empty house, you’re in like Flynn:
(You) “Oops, I forgot that Wednesday is march-on-abortion-clinics-night. My parents won’t be home till morning when my uncle bails them out.”
(Her) “Oh?”
(You) “Say, aren’t you a bit warm in that sweater?”
-joebib
November 17th, 2007 at 1:38 pm
The Proverbs 31/32 one needs a bit of work, how about…
I need you to pick out and buy a field if you’re up for it. Oh by the way I’m off down to The Gate*, for a pint and to swap my sandals.
I admit to being a little more sure than my wife that this would work as a pick-up line.